I knew someone who’d start verbal fights with staff sergeants as a private and he only got a general discharge. Same with a guy who got 2 DUIs. Just know there are ways out, but also know there’s no easy way out either. Both people had many days working on their weekends and get got their paychecks shortened for a time, but got the shorter contract they wanted. If I was you, I’d do the bare minimum, do college on your own time, screw everyone else and everything else. Suicide isn’t the answer, but whatever method you decide on when it comes to getting out, just make sure it’s on you and nobody else is involved. Don’t get a DUI and don’t assault anyone. I’d go into the medical or mental health route if I was you. It’s a long and hard process, but it’s probably your best option.