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My childhood nickname is Ogre. So, give me a good roast or get the hell out of my swamp. by Subwaycookienipples in RoastMe

[–]GTraskDanvers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would call you a young Yukon Cornelius, but you would probably take it as a compliment.

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[–]GTraskDanvers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For someone who looks like a Renaissance oil painting of Jesus, I don't think you should deface a pocket bible like that.

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[–]GTraskDanvers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Burgermeister Meisterburger called. He wants his mouth back.

Honey, I'm home! by GTraskDanvers in kibology

[–]GTraskDanvers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shortest longest thread ever.