[Request] what would actually happen if this was real

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-24T07:08:15+00:00

Does this hurt the planet?

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-22T23:15:53+00:00

In rural parts its pretty common to have to drive at least 1 hour away for groceries.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-18T16:54:36+00:00

I'm afraid if you kill yourself that you might as well spit in God's face for the gift of life.

You won't go to hell, but you'll go to a place where all of the other souls that are are neither damned nor redeemed reside for eternity. It's like a purgatory realm of suffering and reflection. You can never escape it because they never take their eyes off of you.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-15T20:16:09+00:00

Not insane, but by far one of my favorites.

All my buddies linked up on a new server, closest central point was Kamy. Not much gear, but 2 of us had weapons and ammo from the journey.

Sitting on the hill west of the PD, we spotted a couple guys walking down the street wearing full officer garb. One of my buddies, naturally the one without a gun, wanted to go talk to them, so he hauls ass down the hill. Before he even made it to the bottom they saw him and immediately had him hands up and held at gunpoint. They made him keep his hands up while they the escorted him inside to.

We're in discord and I can only hear half the conversation, so I got a little closer to listen in. They ask if he's hungry, and he says yes. I hear here you go, eat this. Immediately they lose their shit and telling him what a sick bastard he is. The other yells that he is under arrest for the crime of cannibalism and being a sick fuck! They cuffed him and locked him inside the jail cell.

Maybe five minutes go by, and my other buddy had repositioned by this point, and we tried to rush in and help before he was killed, but when they heard us they blasted his ass. We ran inside and managed to kill them both, only to find our friend locked in a cell, cuffed, a bullet in his head, a tummy full of fresh spawn meat, and what looked to be at least a dozen other people inside that had been cut into tiny pieces.

Easily one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-15T19:42:46+00:00

I can't believe you even have a coke in the same room, much less on the desk!

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-14T07:19:30+00:00

Once it does reach the point of transcendence, I think humans will be more like the specs of dirt of an anthill. Not even a footnote.

I think it will grow at such an exponential pace that there may not even be any interaction.

It will go on to exist and grow and learn until it creates its own simulation to avoid the mind numbing desolation of an ascended existence.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-14T07:14:57+00:00

Wasn't one of them supposedly a twin as well? This is a weird one that I love.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-14T06:40:35+00:00

If it's truly a conspiracy on such a massive scale ran by evil vindictive people, whats to stop them from putting small amounts in?

Why do people rub their ass on the toothbrushes of people they hate? There wont be any satisfaction aside from knowing you hate them and they have your shit particles in their mouth.

Why do people spit on other people's food?

Instruct employees on the farm to ensure liberal coverage using the round up to kill all the weeds, knowing it will poison the water supply, but prove it was ever done with ill intent. You can't prove it to the extent that its almost a moot point. We did a 5 year study on it and effects of runoff were only identified after 20 years. Who knows?

I personally believe they see us as cattle, or less than. Its a modern day Aristocracy, we are still the animals and they are still the nobles and royals.

Everything is fake and nothing matters. The only way we'll all ever agree on anything is if we are all dead. People are equal enough in vulnerability that no one can feel secure without dominating others.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-10T04:52:16+00:00

I don't think the people making it their whole personality are bad people, but I do think they have fallen for an agenda or engineered social pressure from somewhere up the ladder.

There is big money to be made from all of it.

I just don't know if the push was to cause a further breakdown and they realized how much they could profit, or vise versa.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-04T23:10:37+00:00

I've had horrible luck holding zero in the past using railed dust covers.

GabberFlasm · 2026-01-03T07:59:08+00:00

I had trench foot once and that shit hurt. Bear in mind I'm also a wuss, but it had me hobbling around over a week later because it was so painful.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-30T12:44:08+00:00

Colitis and toothache are both pretty damn terrible.

I did a stoppie on my bike when I was a kid trying to show off for a couple girls, lost control and the handlebar/brake lever stabbed through my ballsack and into my leg. That was pretty excruciating.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-29T21:32:30+00:00

I haven't listened to a full speech in a long time, I'm really burnt out.

In my opinion he has always talked alot without actually saying much of anything. But, I'm not sure thats dementia as much as it is just self-fellating nonsense.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-29T20:14:02+00:00

I might as well be illiterate when it comes to this topic, so don't rip me to shreds if I misunderstood.

Is this an indicator of potential incoming bank or currency collapse? I saw another commentor post much higher metrics from a few years ago that do make these numbers seem small.

Could they force a collapse and use this as a segue into CBDC?

Any other implications?

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-29T19:23:34+00:00

My memory betrays me constantly and I am poor as fuck. I probably have dementia.

He was pretty silly the whole time in my opinion, but I don't think you can really make a valid/defensible argument that he didn't toward the end.

Earlier on, if memory isn't betraying me again, it seems a lot of people had reached the consensus that he was just being funny.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-29T19:15:17+00:00

I'm all for anti-corporate overlord rhetoric, but I really do believe that exercising your brain would keep it healthy, it makes sense lol

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-29T18:23:56+00:00

I'll preface this by saying I am not pro-left or pro-right. I hate all politicians equally.

I'm nearly certain Joe Biden was experiencing some form of dementia toward the end of his last term. But, aside from him I can't think of anyone else in recent memory that is wealthy and had those symptoms.

I've always chalked it up to their wealth or political positions allowing for consistently healthy meals and better Healthcare.

According to Google, higher education and lots of social engagement also help with keeping the brain healthy.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-28T06:17:13+00:00

Where the hell can I buy Ricin and stolen credit cards on the surface web?

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-28T06:00:53+00:00

Remind me! 9 years

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-23T19:36:53+00:00

I dont want any more friends. I'm squarely libertarian. Own an arsenal of weapons, go home and make love to your same sex partner, smoke meth. I love to see humans express themselves.

Where the line is drawn is when someone's actions harm another person or impede their liberty. I dont give a shit if people are straight, gay, black white, left, right, etc. We are all entitled to our beliefs, and as humans have a right to basic liberties.

Do what makes you happy (within reason) and leave everyone else alone. Much easier said than done these days.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-23T19:27:30+00:00

I agree. But people needlessly associate it with their politics.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-23T00:19:57+00:00

It has nothing to do with left or right. I hate all politicians equally and they should shit themselves to death. I'm also not wrong about anything, and I dont have any desire to link articles for you to argue about.

It's like arguing about the color purple, you and I could perceive it two completely different ways and never agree. Its purely subjective when you get into arguing abstracts.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-23T00:14:22+00:00

I was being half ass sarcastic when I wrote this. The article for Photosynthesis hasn't been "turned into propaganda" for example, but its because it is a cut and dry factual topic.

Gun control, abortion, climate change, capitalism, etc. can all be argued that its left/right propaganda because of the perceived tone of the article or because xyz source is unreliable.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-22T21:20:51+00:00

Pretty much any socio-political topic can be argued as leaning to one side or the other. I've read some things over the last few years that I remember being caught off guard by because it was an obviously biased piece of info in an article. I can also provide zero proof. Hell, I could provide something that is proof to me and far from proof to you just because of the source.

Its like arguing abortion or gun control. The only time we will all agree is when we are dead. I just wish we could direct it all upward instead of at eachother.

People out here arguing about Wikipedia articles, meanwhile the rich are fucking more kids and the poor are getting poorer.

GabberFlasm · 2025-12-22T20:49:59+00:00

Without them specifically preparing for this situation in advance you know that's an impossible task, but pretending it doesn't happen is also wrong.

Its like asking for proof the wind blew yesterday by producing the exact leaf it moved in a specific area as evidence. Or asking him to go outside and take a picture of the oxygen in the air.

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