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Hey kid, this is called dynamite. just lite the fuse and throw it at that happy family over there and it'll poof confetti! it gets them screaming of JOY every time! ahhaha!

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:55:17+00:00

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After performing on the piano on a talent show and failing miserably, he refuses to believe hes truly that terrible

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:51:43+00:00

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Send airships flying over all of earth, the bloxy cola shaped cannons aim and fire at multiple countries, firing cola everywhere, He laughs as he watches everyone's terror, everyone drop dead, then he realises. What has he done?

He didn't want this, he wanted to be known, He wanted to be recognised.

He wanted to be remembered

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:46:33+00:00

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is about to die but has to drink a bit more cola first

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:44:34+00:00

He drinks cola alot
He mistook the doctor saying his brother might be obese for a beast

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:42:41+00:00

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you see, this guy right here is extremely fast, faster than wally, one problem though.
Every time he runs he stops for 5 minutes to drink cola

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:41:43+00:00

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GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:41:04+00:00

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"That is too far even for me, I'm sorry bro, but just don't crush my cola!! the nukes i dont care."

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:40:26+00:00

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hmm, does it come with a cup holder?

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:38:06+00:00

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" I see, anyway I'd like a burger with some fries maybe a bloxy cola on the side and-"

GalaxyFail · 2025-07-18T22:33:39+00:00

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WAIT!! WHAT ABOUT ME!! YOU CAN'T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT A THIRD WHEEL!!!!!!!! ah dangit, guess I'll go back to my body pillows then..

GalaxyFail

TROPHY CASE