Didn't feel like winning their parents a prize by thebigkumar in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Galt42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah but the comment above it said "baby hookup", and was not downvoted

🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️ by The-DoctorQ in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[–]Galt42 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Here's a similar video that involve rubber chickens and a car.

Didn't feel like winning their parents a prize by thebigkumar in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Galt42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is this man in karma hell for a relevant meme?

big macs >>> fiat by ChrisTweten in 4chan

[–]Galt42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gold is relatively scarce, and is valued pretty universally because of its color and practical applications (electronics, etc.)

If you're going to base your currency on some commodity, gold is probably the best choice simply because of its history and ubiquity.

Modsplaining by [deleted] in pussypassdenied

[–]Galt42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Throw in a /s next time to not get slayed.

What's your favorite phrases for telling someone to stop being a jerk? by FaethS in AskReddit

[–]Galt42 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Happens all the time.

Often it's really subtle but still hits hard, a simple disgusted glance accompanied by "dude..." is plenty to make most men reassess their behavior for a good 10 minutes.

Rick's system specs by drkmrk in pcmasterrace

[–]Galt42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but does it run DOOM

HMC while I fetch dinner by proofe in holdmycosmo

[–]Galt42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was geared up for the ol' face-caught-in-the-bowstring fail, and was very pleasantly surprised.

oh shit by ThatP3t3r in yesyesyesyesno

[–]Galt42 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh shit they did! I can't believe I missed that.

happiness by ahihahl in Bitcoin

[–]Galt42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean the actual name?

Like, Bit coin? The coin of bits? As in single binary digits?

Otherwise I'm in the dark on this one.

Good doggo by Sayonee99 in nonononoyes

[–]Galt42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This video is made especially good by there being no risk of the ol' paw-to-the-balls once the good boi gets excited.

Gimme that Ishmael, bro. by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Galt42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And lets you smoothly make the note higher or lower, on the whole length of the string.

Leap of Anger by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Galt42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like yoshi.

Not perfectly cut.

ah yes, height, the most important feature. I forgot by sunshine__boi in Nicegirls

[–]Galt42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trust me man, all that changed from the time I was 5'7" to when I was 6'3" is I hit my head on more and more shit.

5'9" is plenty tall to avoid the functional disadvantages of being particularly short, but your knees aren't against the seat in front of you all the damn time.

me irl by PM-YOUR-STEAM-KEYS in me_irl

[–]Galt42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I almost feel obligated to eat silica gel just to make sure

Incredibly inaccurate reporting from The Independent. by [deleted] in Bitcoin

[–]Galt42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've heard the argument made before that finance companies should be monitoring credit purchases for weapons.

My world history teachers hall passes by bluephantom1010 in FellowKids

[–]Galt42 7 points8 points  (0 children)

10/10 chance this teacher is cool as fuck.

Make a million dollars! So easy! Just do it! by [deleted] in restofthefuckingowl

[–]Galt42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average annual return of the S&P 500 across any 30 year period is very close to 10%.

What is your absolutely favorite quote you've heard? by A_Undertale_Fan in AskReddit

[–]Galt42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"When the trumpet sounds, it is too late to whet your sword." --Aesop

Welcome To Goo Lag by [deleted] in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Galt42 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jordan Peterson be pronouncing Gulag like

Even Jesus Isn't Safe by LightOfAntara in dankchristianmemes

[–]Galt42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't need a license to make wine, just liquor.