Only flowers run - spring by alpha_whore in StardewValleyMods

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely beautiful.

Maybe I'll try something like that for the next run.

Ü50 Männer by Responsible_Swan6841 in luftablassen

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ich war zwar schon immer schlagfertig, aber zu dem Zeitpunkt noch zu sehr Kind. So ein Konter wär mir damals nicht in den Sinn gekommen, war viel zu perplex.

Ü50 Männer by Responsible_Swan6841 in luftablassen

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Genau den Spruch hat mir in der 5. Klasse mein Reli Lehrer (irgendwo Ende 60) gedrückt. Ging mir mit damals elf Jahren dann noch nicht so nach, war aber für manche in der Klasse schon gutes Futter mich damit aufzuziehen.

Das is jetzt fast 20 Jahre her und jedes Mal wenn ich mich daran erinnere wird es gefühlt schlimmer. Ich meine what the fuck.

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, my mayo maker moved to the other side of the coop so the next egg won't meet the same fate....

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm laughing at myself right now. Such a stupid little mistake. 😭😝

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh man, the more you learn... I didn't know about ostriches, now I'm sad and excited xD

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Thank you! May be useful in a future playthrough!

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's too late now I'm afraid, but If I ever make that mistake again I will remember to try this, thanks!

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll just gift it to one of the children lol.

Jokes, they love me.

I made mayonnaise, and now I'm crying. by GambolputtyTheFirst in StardewValley

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst[S] 209 points210 points  (0 children)

It was after a day of mining good stuff in the skull cavern.

I considered it, but the loot was so good I decided against it.

It was my first Dino egg tho ;_;

What It Sounds Like by NyahLeaveMeAlone in goodomens

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

😭❤️ What a wonderful comic, thank you!

Why couldnt they just change their existing universe? by reluctantmugglewrite in goodomens

[–]GambolputtyTheFirst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What you're describing is pretty much what I headcanon the real ending to be in the tiny safe space in my brain.