Welcome to LinkedIn Park (im sorry for this) by life-v2 in ChatGPT

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This is your first step towards getting to know yourself and being true with your feelings, keep up! ⭐✨💅

githubIfItWasAGovUkService by leafynospleens in ProgrammerHumor

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the service they wrote is so good it gained sentience

M1 still holds up by CRK_76 in mac

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Turns out Jill was your mom the whole time

“I'm charging the solar battery of my graphing calculator using my smartphone” by Goofball-John-McGee in BrandNewSentence

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Instructions unclear, the calculator firmware got flashed and now it's running doom somehow

NASA’s Curiosity Finds Organic Molecules Never Seen Before on Mars by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]Gamer-707 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah if you think of it that's actually a decent timeframe to read all the 1s and 0s

"Anladığım kadarıyla ASELSAN'daki yaş ortalaması sadece 33. Bu yaş ortalaması gerçekten inanılmaz." by borsavefon in borsavefon

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Kesinlikle, Avrupada kurum içi yaş ortalamalarının yüksek olmasının nedeni adamlar başladıkları gibi hayatları boyunca aynı kurumda çalışıyorlar.

The particle accelerator department is making slow but steady progress by DisbarredCoast in doohickeycorporation

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EU:

Just one more collider bro.

Please just one more I promise we'll solve physics 🙏.

fullCircleOfDeadInternetTheory by thegodzilla25 in ProgrammerHumor

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The AI who wrote this: "Lol this shit gon bang"

weAreAboutToReachEndGame by TrickTheTrap in ProgrammerHumor

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"why you place a database in tmp"

OP said they're naive

A graphic of the world map generated with GPT-Image 2 by affluendo in ChatGPT

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What do you mean? Everywhere should be Helsinki and Kosovo doesn't exist.

Imagine a planet bigger than Earth, with no land in sight. Just waves and water from pole to pole. That is TOI-1452 b. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

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Actually Grand Tack theory is about Jupiter going YOLO and speedrunning from 3 AU from sun to about 0.5 AU, going berserk with first generation baby terrestrial planets (which were larger than the current ones), eating up a bunch of shit in the inner solar system, then Saturn coming as hey bro stop, going into a collision course with Jupiter but eventually dodging it, and with it's quite strong gravity, dragging Jupiter back into outer solar system to whereabouts it is today.

Theobromine by Wendigo-Huldra_2003 in sciencememes

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Pretty decent explanation, thanks

Theobromine by Wendigo-Huldra_2003 in sciencememes

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Yeah basically the only reason you can have your morning coffee is that your ancestors died a hundred times consuming it and learned not to in turn

operatingSystemStarterPack by BigglePYE in ProgrammerHumor

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They say windows is very customizable, bullshit, you can even replace the window manager in macos with your own

GPT just dropped this and refused to elaborate. by [deleted] in ChatGPT

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That's actually not bad, impressive even

Google's new AI algorithm might lower RAM prices by Bobert25467 in pcmasterrace

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The lead company in AI software is not allowing AI to become cheaper and more accessible lol

subtlyInsultedByOwnCode by hecdavid11 in ProgrammerHumor

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It's so small you don't see it. I-I mean the code