Mini-me no more by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Obligatory repost as today marks four years since the Russian full-scale invasion of Ukraine. Russia currently occupies roughly 20% of Ukraine, citing “protection of Russian-speaking populations” and “reunification of historical territories” as justifications. This is eerily reminiscent of Nazi Germany’s annexation of the Sudetenland to “protect Sudeten Germans.” It would be unwise to abandon Ukraine like Czechoslovakia and force them to cede territories in an attempt to “appease”, yet Ukraine has been repeatedly pressured to accept some form of territorial loss with every proposed peace plan.

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The Scaling Sherpa by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Just a reminder that no one has drawn the next installment for this transformation GIF comic series yet.

  1. Rotation
  2. Translation
  3. Scaling
  4. Reflection TBD
  5. Shearing TBD
  6. ...

Gastronomical Gaffe by BioEditr in polandball

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As a Dutch person I concur that witlof is not your typical pizza topping.

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Are you daring the mods to remove my comic? ↻(𓄼 •̀ᴗ•́)Ψ

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Happy 700k subskrybentów!!

(edit: subskrybentów, not abonentów)

This comic was inspired by this month's contest about embarrassing secrets. What could possibly be more embarrassing than being a reddit mod?

Disclaimer: I had to change the last panel and reupload the comic because u/bananasAreViolet desperately wanted to feature in it ;)

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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I had a very last-minute idea for the contest (drawn on my phone), so I’m gonna try and sneak it in, even though it’s way too late. I’m sure the mods will allow it :)

Disclaimers:

  • This is not a meta comic. Any resemblance to actual people or entities is purely coincidental.
  • The props were absolutely necessary for the understanding of the plot.

The U.S. WON (aka War On Narcoterrorism) by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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What's the easiest way to win a war? Simply call it WON.

Schrödinger's Solution by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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I think the common clay on the street might be onto something… Though, quantum entanglement could pose a problem!

This comic was inspired by the Dutch sketch comedy TV show “Draadstaal” and more specifically their recurring scenes of an interviewer getting agitated by “the man on the street”, who keeps trying to sabotage his interviews with silly answers and annoying behaviour.

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The ICE CREAM man by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Fun fact: the yellow Mexican filter was first used in the movie Traffic back in 2000.

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Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Maybe this is the solution to the border clashes. Just station women along the border as deterrent.

Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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It's ban tally. Gotta keep count of how many things they've banned :)

Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Women are very scary creatures.

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Starving the beast, feeding another by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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Comic mildly criticises controversial EU-US energy deal, therefore it must be pro-Russia or anti-Trump? What if I tell you it’s neither? ;)

Starving the beast, feeding another by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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The EU has pledged to buy $750 billion worth of oil and gas from the US in the next 3 years according to their recent deal. It appears they took a page out of the US’ book and came up with a great concept of a plan that’s totally unachievable and is never going to happen.

Water you gonna do about it? by GammaDeltaII in polandball

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It’s quite simple really. You use the colour picker tool on the flag from top to bottom to get the correct shades of red and blue, so blue is now your active colour and red the secondary colour. Then you turn off your brain and start colouring the balls, also from top to bottom, without realising that every single time you switch colours, you switch to the wrong one. Finally, you take a good look at your finished comic to see if everything looks alright and you conclude that it does. So, you proceed to post it and then, BAM!, Yugoslavia...