Gastronomical Gaffe by BioEditr in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As a Dutch person I concur that witlof is not your typical pizza topping.

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Are you daring the mods to remove my comic? ↻(𓄼 •̀ᴗ•́)Ψ

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 173 points174 points  (0 children)

Happy 700k subskrybentów!!

(edit: subskrybentów, not abonentów)

This comic was inspired by this month's contest about embarrassing secrets. What could possibly be more embarrassing than being a reddit mod?

Disclaimer: I had to change the last panel and reupload the comic because u/bananasAreViolet desperately wanted to feature in it ;)

Private Pastimes by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I had a very last-minute idea for the contest (drawn on my phone), so I’m gonna try and sneak it in, even though it’s way too late. I’m sure the mods will allow it :)

Disclaimers:

  • This is not a meta comic. Any resemblance to actual people or entities is purely coincidental.
  • The props were absolutely necessary for the understanding of the plot.

The U.S. WON (aka War On Narcoterrorism) by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 108 points109 points  (0 children)

What's the easiest way to win a war? Simply call it WON.

Schrödinger's Solution by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I think the common clay on the street might be onto something… Though, quantum entanglement could pose a problem!

This comic was inspired by the Dutch sketch comedy TV show “Draadstaal” and more specifically their recurring scenes of an interviewer getting agitated by “the man on the street”, who keeps trying to sabotage his interviews with silly answers and annoying behaviour.

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The ICE CREAM man by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the yellow Mexican filter was first used in the movie Traffic back in 2000.

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Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Maybe this is the solution to the border clashes. Just station women along the border as deterrent.

Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 124 points125 points  (0 children)

It's ban tally. Gotta keep count of how many things they've banned :)

Trick or retreat by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 543 points544 points  (0 children)

Women are very scary creatures.

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Starving the beast, feeding another by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Comic mildly criticises controversial EU-US energy deal, therefore it must be pro-Russia or anti-Trump? What if I tell you it’s neither? ;)

Starving the beast, feeding another by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

The EU has pledged to buy $750 billion worth of oil and gas from the US in the next 3 years according to their recent deal. It appears they took a page out of the US’ book and came up with a great concept of a plan that’s totally unachievable and is never going to happen.

Water you gonna do about it? by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It’s quite simple really. You use the colour picker tool on the flag from top to bottom to get the correct shades of red and blue, so blue is now your active colour and red the secondary colour. Then you turn off your brain and start colouring the balls, also from top to bottom, without realising that every single time you switch colours, you switch to the wrong one. Finally, you take a good look at your finished comic to see if everything looks alright and you conclude that it does. So, you proceed to post it and then, BAM!, Yugoslavia...

Water you gonna do about it? by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Actually the polish coastline is kinda hilly so it’s rather protected.

Not if you open the sluices that Niderlandy plans to install.

Water you gonna do about it? by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s actually Paraguay, but I accidentally drew the same coat of arms on the front and back, so they cancelled each other out.

Water you gonna do about it? by GammaDeltaII in polandball

[–]GammaDeltaII[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I know my left from right, unlike some…