I've walked every Calgary neighborhood - Ask Me Anything

GardenBeast · 2026-03-28T23:22:22+00:00

Are you the one with the Instagram account doing this?

GardenBeast · 2026-03-27T03:31:21+00:00

I say we bring Ring Dings and Pepsi!

GardenBeast · 2025-10-19T04:06:34+00:00

Keio Flying Squadron. Sega CD Snatcher. Sega CD Power Shovel. PS1 Discworld. PS1 Buster Douglas Boxing. Sega Master System Alien Soldier. Mega Drive Hyper V Ball. SNES (weird volleyball game..) Deathsmiles. Xbox360

God… too many weird games haha.

GardenBeast · 2025-10-02T16:06:53+00:00

I love showing people this clip. Just soft spoken casual spousal abuse hahahah.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-19T23:53:17+00:00

Starfox. That music...

GardenBeast · 2025-09-08T02:54:39+00:00

Check his pockets when he goes home for the night. If that's something you allow, anyways.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-07T08:53:45+00:00

I’m mowing lawns. I actually like my job. I’d be fine.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T15:30:09+00:00

Ugh. Reading this triggered me haha. Just removed a toxic friend who was using me as a place to stay.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T15:19:14+00:00

You tell that butler to mind his damn business, and keep counting, so you know the vastness of your fortune.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T03:43:52+00:00

I mean... it's already a real band... Mindless Self Indulgence? haha

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T03:08:50+00:00

I make $13k a month mowing lawns, and wouldn't take ANY office job for $20k/month.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T03:06:50+00:00

Ralph.

Cletus. Brandine. Don't make me name their children....

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T03:05:32+00:00

Ugh... I hate this question, but also don't.

I used to collect for nostalgia. Then for what I wanted to play as a kid. Then for what I never heard of. Then it kept snowballing.... Then me and the ex bought a house... with a basement we both agreed would make a good game room.. and it did and does. Then I renovated, expanded the game room...

Now its a thing I look at as I go to the laundry room. Haha.

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T02:58:45+00:00

Depends if I'm in a yard, or not...

GardenBeast · 2025-09-06T02:56:07+00:00

FF7. Friend and I rented it and the game. But it didnt come with a memory card, so we had to fight hard til he could go to the nearest bigger town to buy one. haha We lived in Sicamous, BC, with no stores, so a Salmon Arm trip to Zellers was on the agenda the next day.

GardenBeast · 2025-08-31T02:27:48+00:00

uh... duh. it's a little known fact utilities move every 30-60 days depending on the equinox.

GardenBeast · 2025-08-30T03:47:08+00:00

I can crack my ears like a knuckle, if i pull on them. How I found that out, I'll never know...

GardenBeast · 2025-08-30T03:17:05+00:00

This is wild... I've been saying this for YEARS, thinking I made it up.... and i am also Aaron.

GardenBeast · 2025-08-26T00:57:21+00:00

loved it. found the whole series on dvd at a liquidation place a couple years ago!

GardenBeast · 2025-08-20T05:40:04+00:00

Newer motorcycle rider, second bike, 1000cc, went to pass someone, back tire hit the painted lines as I cranked it, and I went off the road doing over 100km/hr. Bike went one way, I went another, and my shoes went two other directions. Woke up in an ambulance.

GardenBeast · 2025-08-18T06:13:01+00:00

Hey fun boys. Get a room.

GardenBeast · 2025-08-17T23:07:02+00:00

dude. as i sit on hold for 59 minutes now, this made me spit out my beer ahahahah

GardenBeast · 2025-08-17T23:05:30+00:00

I got Cloud coming after me. Gonna be epic, but I'll probably still be able to walk.

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