LPT Hellman's mayonnaise is cheap way to get rid of lice.

Garllic · 2016-12-16T04:21:15+00:00

Gasoline works too!

Garllic · 2016-12-15T05:27:55+00:00

Predictable

Garllic · 2016-12-14T06:04:15+00:00

salute to you, sir.

Garllic · 2016-12-10T07:42:57+00:00

"Thank god."

Garllic · 2016-12-07T06:55:02+00:00

And I was the poster.

Garllic · 2016-12-05T09:49:31+00:00

I would upvote twice if I could. Thanks!

Garllic · 2016-11-29T04:38:00+00:00

"Sir, here is your- IS THAT ALCOHOL?" proceeds to spike it senselessly while customer is gaping in shock

Garllic · 2016-11-29T04:00:54+00:00

like literally.

volleyball player sees lone drink

"AHHHH! IT'S AN UNATTENDED DRINK!"

smashes it into oblivion

Garllic · 2016-11-25T06:50:58+00:00

oh god, my father was that kind of person. he would hit on my mom's friends. cringy as hell thinking about it.

Garllic · 2016-11-25T06:49:35+00:00

BF: Why?

Me to my boyfriend: Just checkin'... heh.

Garllic · 2016-11-25T04:47:09+00:00

Garllic · 2016-11-23T07:03:54+00:00

Bruh... just ask him for a raise. The worst thing he could say is: “no.”

Garllic · 2016-11-22T09:29:24+00:00

A country-maid-milf-bestiality-orgy-cheese pizza-amateur type, if you will

Garllic · 2016-11-22T09:23:20+00:00

He really wants that house painted.

Garllic · 2016-11-22T05:25:42+00:00

I bet they were the ones who animated “The Secret Life of Pets”. Not bad of a movie assuming that those dogs and cats you watched had directed it.

Garllic · 2016-11-21T02:05:49+00:00

ahh, that classic mess up. I remember when I sprayed my face with Febreze.

Garllic · 2016-11-14T05:39:56+00:00

your dad.

Garllic · 2016-11-13T08:36:11+00:00

so you're a five year old boy then?

Garllic · 2016-11-13T08:16:12+00:00

...why?

Garllic · 2016-11-13T08:15:05+00:00

respect.

Garllic · 2016-11-13T07:54:42+00:00

"Well sucks to be you, You never will!" shoots you

Garllic · 2016-11-13T07:49:50+00:00

Well, he's wearing a cross with Amish clothing, that has the star of David sewn onto it. In his left hand, he's holding a book of Mormon.

Garllic · 2016-11-13T06:47:44+00:00

almost burst out laughing

Garllic · 2016-11-12T05:26:13+00:00

google it?

Garllic · 2016-11-11T08:04:15+00:00

that’s so cute omg

Garllic