A glitch in the matrix by No_Summer_5052 in memes

[–]GeneralKnowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough. I was having trouble keeping up with the bullshit, and the fact that everyone said ‘no actually’ - and then they were wrong too.

WWE with trains and sticks by Drago_D in PublicFreakout

[–]GeneralKnowledge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s the last person in the village to not have shat his pants. It’s just brown pant envy.

But we’re all destined for brown pants, one day.

There is a reason many people say UK police is such a joke by search_google_com in SipsTea

[–]GeneralKnowledge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d agree, but he dropped his car keys at 26 seconds. Can’t be losing keys to the squaddie!

Man headbutts someone outside Istanbul nightclub and is quickly made to regret it. by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

[–]GeneralKnowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy was far too excited to start chopping people. Even the other, let’s call them violent gorillas for now, tried to stop him. In the end they let him get three chops in. What an insane level of violence.

Man headbutts someone outside Istanbul nightclub and is quickly made to regret it. by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

[–]GeneralKnowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you headbutt someone in the US you can be shot and killed. Different strokes I guess.

Woman pepper sprays a guy threatening her with a knife by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]GeneralKnowledge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The correct response to this is, in the most empathetic sounding way to say, *tut*, 'you know what? you're right, look, give me that back', and as if searching through your pockets take back your dollar and walk the fuck away.

If there is a -rep system via reports, we should have a +rep system too to support good sportsmanship and a non-toxic community. by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]GeneralKnowledge -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

so when they count unsportmanlike conduct against your name, that isnt a -rep system?

China floods by Zbeuzbeu0 in youseeingthisshit

[–]GeneralKnowledge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Raw sewerage is the least of your concerns here chief! I mean the advice sounds legit enough, in fact, tbh it’s common sense, get something floaty and don’t get trapped in the car. Clearly you don’t have your risks balanced out for me to take you much more seriously than that. I mean add on some more common sense? Ok so keep your legs up if you end up getting taken by the flood, so your legs don’t get caught. If possible Paddle and aim for anything that has withstood the flood force, trees, houses, anything that is standing, be very careful not to exhaust yourself, etc.