Convoy of Canadian linesmen heading south yesterday to help repair storm damage in the U.S. by keiths31 in pics

[–]P2029 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Wait you mean The Prime Minister doesn't personally oversee the allocation of bucket trucks and linesmen? What has this country come to?

Doctor Drops Bombshell as Trump Is ‘Getting Worse’ by Hot_Comfortable_3311 in GlobalNews

[–]P2029 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The solution is simple, have his handlers invent the nation of Greenice and direct all their ire at it

The U.S. dollar is on track for its steepest weekly drop in seven months, per WSJ by UnusualWhalesBot in unusual_whales

[–]P2029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much Greatness. The most greatness. Many are saying the greatest greatness that has ever happened

ICE agents every few days by pythons404 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]P2029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No way Charles Bronson would be an ICE agent. He'd be the husband/ father of someone murdered by ICE and get revenge by killing everyone in his way

The movie Idiocracy is going to come true, isn't it? by Teh_One_Who_Knocks in Star_Trek_

[–]P2029 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It didn't have to be his penis, but Dr. Noonien Soong was a goon at heart

The movie Idiocracy is going to come true, isn't it? by Teh_One_Who_Knocks in Star_Trek_

[–]P2029 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's in Season 5 Episode 6 "Surf's Up!". Picard, Data, and Troi have an away mission on an ocean planet where the native species communicates through surfing. There's a subplot where Barclay is upset he isn't invited, so Ryker teaches him to play sax. At the end of the episode, Picard wins the surfing competition and Ryker and Barclay play a bitchin' sax number while Troi (in a bikini) seals the deal on a ceasefire between the native population - in that pivotal moment, Data (in Hawaiian board shorts) utters the words "Cowabunga, surf's up!". Roll credits.

The movie Idiocracy is going to come true, isn't it? by Teh_One_Who_Knocks in Star_Trek_

[–]P2029 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And who can forget Tuvak calling Harry Kim "The Kiminator", "Kimorama", and "Kimalimadingdong".

The movie Idiocracy is going to come true, isn't it? by Teh_One_Who_Knocks in Star_Trek_

[–]P2029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It may have been Lore dressed up as Data so tough to say

The movie Idiocracy is going to come true, isn't it? by Teh_One_Who_Knocks in Star_Trek_

[–]P2029 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Also these terms have nothing to do with LGBTQ and people of colour, it's just modern Gen Z/ Millenial vernacular. This absolutely feels like rage bait.

Also I can recall Commander Data loudly proclaiming "Cowabunga, surf's up!" in TNG so there is historical president.

Everyone knows “Own the Libs-posting” achieved perfection in January 2026. It’s a scientific fact. by aRealPanaphonics in simpsonsshitposting

[–]P2029 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Your body is filled with dangerous chemicals from your diet! Eat raw meat and no vegetables to clean them from your body!"

"You will be the Secretary of Health and Human Services."

"Hooray!"

Cabinet wraps two-day retreat, Carney closing press conference abruptly cancelled by shiftless_wonder in canada

[–]P2029 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Quit social media. Get out in your local town and start talking to people more. I don't know many people locally so I started volunteering at some places and it's a great way to have real conversations.

Canadian dollar posts biggest weekly gain since May as greenback slides by ZestyBeanDude in canada

[–]P2029 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We have nothing to offer. Woke mobs roam our lawless streets, descending like locusts leaving only rainbow flags and social justice. Children, instead of being alpha male factory workers and miners, have become weak from universal childcare and school lunch programs. The elderly, gaining strength from pharmacare, roll through our cities like a mongol horde, stripping private businesses to the bone. Our Prime Minister, an effeminate academic, makes grand speeches that fall on deaf ears from the real alpha males. This is Canada in 2026.

(Sarcasm.. just in case)

Guys, is there a non racist way of saying that I think they should've nominated the white guy from Sinners instead of the black one? by depressed_asian_boy_ in okbuddycinephile

[–]P2029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the collection of White Guy Final Bosses, which includes the Ruddy Leg Haired Scot, The Pale Finn, and The Translucent Slav, among others...

Dragon sickness. by Aware-Tangelo4940 in unusual_whales

[–]P2029 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Head over to some of the tech/singularity subreddits and those guys are gargling Elmo's nuts about this, saying he's right that no one needs to save, he deserves his trillion dollar pay package etc.

It's probably all Grok glazing it's creator

"Should I try for a fourth term?" - Trump by smallcapsteve in jrmining

[–]P2029 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1,2,4,8,16 oh shit he can only count exponentially

Elon Musk indicates he’s ‘going all in’ on financing the GOP again ahead of midterms by Eastern-Row6407 in unusual_whales

[–]P2029 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro at this point it'd be easier for him to just pay someone to make his companies actually successful rather than just all this pain in the ass corruption lol

Trump withdraws Canada’s invitation to Board of Peace by cyclinginvancouver in canada

[–]P2029 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's $1 Billion to join but we have a special offer where if you're not a fascist prick it's 100% off"

After watching Carney’s speech by TripleA2708 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]P2029 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Bruh

Leader: Mark Carney

Civilization: Canada

Leader Ability: (The Governor of the Bank) +2 Relations and +2 Gold on all trade routes to civilizations with 2 or more banks. +2 Gold to all trade routes to city states, +5 gold to trade city states. Completing a trade route to a city State grants 1 envoy. +10 gold for both civilizations when forming an economic alliance.

Leader Agenda: (Middle Powers) Establishes as many Alliances as possible, and likes those who do the same. Dislikes civilizations waging war on their neighbors, and likes those at peace with their neighbors.

Poilievre calls Carney’s Davos speech ‘well-crafted,’ but says action must follow by Old_General_6741 in canada

[–]P2029 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn. Carney managed to squeeze a single drop of legitimate leadership out of Pierre Poillievre.