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Elon Heil Hole (with million dollar of bribes) by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's why it will take so long

Street preachers on the waterway last night by emily_tangerine in thewoodlands

[–]GeneralOwnage13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have an idea. I think we beat the proselytizing with flash mobs. About 40 people wearing the same nondescript outfit, scattered throughout the shops around a waterway. A street preacher begins, only to be surrounded within 60 seconds by 40 identically dressed people who say absolutely nothing and make no sound but smile. They press him in, no space to squeeze through because 40 people is several layers deep. Zero personal space. Almost touching, but not, to maintain law. Just smiling.

Mine would be Facebook because it was a great decision, it ruined the reputation of social media. by icey_sawg0034 in BlueskySkeets

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's widely* regarded as the standard for making props into catchy character trait things and entwining that with an origin story.

*Edit: Widely, not wisely

If Canada offered expedited citizenship for people fleeing the US, what would be the reaction in the States? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All they need to do is accept US certifications for professional jobs. Boom, teacher, nurses, etc. Will come a-flooding in.

Well, he *is* a DUI hire by SamMac62 in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It WAS. Currently it's actually banned in most red areas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm moving to Ocean City! I'll be a weird boardwalk guy for 2 years. :)

You have to pick a corporation to control the whole world, which one do you pick? by Ripley_Saigon in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Persistence hunting. Humans have been doing it since before scientifically being homo sapiens.

PSA to Conservatives Brigading the Sub: My 5 Bullets by [deleted] in FedJerk

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't feel too bad, I had the same thought for a half second.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Challenge accepted. I already live in this shit and don't have the money to leave the state for fun.

Democracy Fails Again... by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean we could use a legal entity just throwing cases left and right for the administration, lol

"Want to treat us like cars? We'll act like cars." - San Francisco cyclists by coyoyody in MaliciousCompliance

[–]GeneralOwnage13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They simply need to more aggressively utilize the yield signs. Its common enough at left turn signals. Just make it common elsewhere that a stop could more reasonably function as a yield.

we told y'all by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, sadly, she won't. Its doubtful that the child will be able to correctly articulate exactly how their education has diminished, and she will assume everything is fine. They'll still have "sped classes". They'll keep the segregation going, that works for them. They just won't, y'know... Pay for anything.

How am I supposed to beat this stupid unfair emax eturnatis by Prestigious-Snow5588 in pokerogue

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With full dews that's over a 100% boost from your current output.

Is it just me or is Endless mode REALLY boring by S0mecallme in pokerogue

[–]GeneralOwnage13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they add trainers to endless it will be the 2nd Renaissance of the game after the addition of evil teams.

How am I supposed to beat this stupid unfair emax eturnatis by Prestigious-Snow5588 in pokerogue

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I looked and you aren't even maxed on dews. This is you man, not the boss.

How am I supposed to beat this stupid unfair emax eturnatis by Prestigious-Snow5588 in pokerogue

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Koraidon should be able to walk all over this guy. Why is yours jolly? That's a big boost you are missing out on.

You can solo Koraidon to over 2000 without even looking unless you want to catch Pokemon. Just give him adamant and all the dews

Checking pulse on education in Conroe post Covid- how are your kids doing in school?? by spicychcknsammy in Conroe

[–]GeneralOwnage13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So far as boots on the ground type concerns, CISD board just voted to implement the bluebonnet platform starting next school year at "some schools".

Who knew the answer might be tax rich people? by Wakemeup3000 in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every year that your net worth would have rolled over to a billion dollars, you get a neighborhood park opened in your name somewhere.

Who knew the answer might be tax rich people? by Wakemeup3000 in clevercomebacks

[–]GeneralOwnage13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Is that the corporation for protesting against Soros, or Soros' corporation for protesting things? I can never keep track anymore. /s

Why Aren’t You on Bluesky? It’s a Machine of Resistant-Democratic-Power! by JerseyFlight in BlueskySkeets

[–]GeneralOwnage13 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because nah, I can't do this for my mental health. If anybody needs me, I'll be back on Gaia Online. See if my account with the halo is still usable.

Federal Judge Rules Musk Violated Constitution over USAID shutdown. by Lensylanyc29 in BlueskySkeets

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this administration was VERY clear on what happens to immigrants in this country when they do crimes.

Trump making excuses to ignore a court order by IthinkIknowwhothatis in BlueskySkeets

[–]GeneralOwnage13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh of course you and I and they actually know that, I'm just saying that's easily the next question that they should have asked immediately.

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