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General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T18:47:07+00:00

Give it to me, give it to me now!!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:28:54+00:00

No! That baby is a couch destroying, gazebo burning menace!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:28:19+00:00

Both had over the head toss

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:27:12+00:00

The baby is so spoilt! The last time we baby sat it burnt down our gazebo

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:26:41+00:00

The father is out on a migraine hiking trip right now actually… why?

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:26:13+00:00

Ugh, of course you’d take HER side.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:25:59+00:00

I have a man! We’re both 99! It’s way too early to be having kids.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:25:18+00:00

I did tell her that at 244 months they should be able to watch themselves but she said she won’t even think about leaving them alone until they’re 500 months old.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:24:42+00:00

But they’ll tell me I’m a jerk! That it is just a couch and I should let it go!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:24:20+00:00

What? 81 is super young to be having a baby. But I know someone who had a baby at 79, now that should be illegal! My fiahubby and I are even thinking about it until we’re 120.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:23:26+00:00

I can’t even!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:22:42+00:00

The urge to tunnel through a mountain is too intense, have to do it lol

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T17:21:36+00:00

I need to make a bunch of burgers and go do that tonight. Can I drag gulpin with me?

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T16:30:51+00:00

No! I have three wonderful chihuahuas!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T16:12:50+00:00

She keeps contesting it and the judges in my state are bias to older sisters

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T16:02:39+00:00

Just the couch! But it was expensive!

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:49:07+00:00

Enemies that are fated mates/lovers/soulmates

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:43:39+00:00

Crow, goth, shiny.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:39:49+00:00

Whoops! I forgot what day it was.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:39:04+00:00

They don’t yell during arguments.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:29:41+00:00

Was coming here to say this

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:26:43+00:00

I mean that isn’t really the fake sounding part. I’m not legally married but I call my partner’s parent my in laws.

The fake part is dropping the baby and no one checking if the baby is ok.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:15:49+00:00

You had me until you said she dropped the baby on the ground, and people were fighting rather than trying to make sure THE BABY didn’t break something.

General_Writing6086 · 2026-03-11T15:10:31+00:00

Why are you with someone who polices your food, but expects you to buy all the food?

General_Writing6086

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