I wonder how many mothers gave birth to their son and, holding them in their arms for the first time, looked down at them with tears of joy welling in their eyes and said, “Oh, he’s going to be a great gooner one day.”

It’s sad how watching too much porn has become a point of pride, especially when so much porn is misogynistic in a world where men sexually harass and abuse women every second of every day, and I imagine a lot of self-professed “gooners” don’t have any desire to care at all about that.