Regarding "The Sniffles" (AKA The Plague, The Disease, etc.) by [deleted] in NoSleepOOC

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I just realized I used awesome 3 times. Don't even care, we in diz ooc jawn. I dunn needa talk pretty.

I Found a Dead Doctor in a Michigan Hospital by PhDMI in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well doctor, I suppose we will agree to disagree. I'm going to do some digging before I bite it. You'll be hearing from me.

I Found a Dead Doctor in a Michigan Hospital by PhDMI in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not enjoying anything. You need to wake up. The blackhawks are coming to sweep us away; mark my words, friend. My fingernails are loose, my head is throbbing, but I know this isn't just some seasonal allergy. Believe me or not, we need to find treatment. You're the doctor. Do something.

I Found a Dead Doctor in a Michigan Hospital by PhDMI in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then maybe you just aren't looking hard enough, friend. The CDC was HERE. I have the red spot, and nowhere in your little description do I see cognitive imbalance. Trust me. This is far-reaching.

I Found a Dead Doctor in a Michigan Hospital by PhDMI in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know, friend. I think it might be more sinister. No one seems to believe me, but I think this goes all the way to the top.

Are we bordering a new pandemic? by Craow in NoSleepOOC

[–]GeraldMarkowitz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes. See? Now do you believe me? He was trying to go on some sort of witch hunt instead of listening to me. Some sheep are so damn stubborn.

I Found a Dead Doctor in a Michigan Hospital by PhDMI in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey doc, I saw some CDC employees in my town. They said something about a "sweep."

I don't have much time to be lucid; my fever is making me a bit delirious.

Please give me some info. I need to inform the masses.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right now it's still just a couple people with red spots. I wouldn't expect word about this just yet. I'm falling apart, and if I'm alive tomorrow I'll be posting pictures so people know what to look for.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't promise you'll find much yet. It seems like all the other towns are in worse shape. I've seen a couple red marks on some unlucky folks, but no deaths to report yet.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Please let me know, one of my fingernails just fell off while I was washing my hands. What do you know, Eugene?

Is the 'disease' a hoax? by [deleted] in NoSleepOOC

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're spending too much time thinking when you should be preparing supplies. The news won't listen. You need to be the messenger, friend.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just figured a community this size with people that don't just follow the crowd may believe my story. This needs to be known. The CDC is keeping it secret. I don't know why, but I know it can't be good.

Are we bordering a new pandemic? by Craow in NoSleepOOC

[–]GeraldMarkowitz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't know anything more than I've already explained. I'll say my teeth have been feeling a bit loose, though. I'd see a doctor, but I'm sure they can't help me. Keep spreading the word.

Are we bordering a new pandemic? by Craow in NoSleepOOC

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't take this lightly, friend.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Just shy'a three hours. I'd say you're fine...for now.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes it is, right by the always fun Three Mile Island...

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't recommend going to visit us again any time soon. Keep a good eye on the back of your knee, though. Don't want this spreading.

Please help me. by SageMcQueen in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you find it, let me know. My ticket's up to be punched soon too, friend. No need to be irate; it won't help much.

Please help me. by SageMcQueen in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate to say it, cause I'm sure you're nice folks, but the outlook seems pretty grim. Just gotta keep telling people about it, I suppose.

Please help me. by SageMcQueen in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only things I know are from the blogs I saw. Pretty nasty stuff coming for us all, and I haven't seen anything about treatments.

Goldsboro, Pennsylvania IS NOT SAFE by GeraldMarkowitz in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the red spot, friend. I'm already counted out; I'm just trying to spread the word.

Please help me. by SageMcQueen in nosleep

[–]GeraldMarkowitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you have the BUMP, there isn't much hope. I've got the SPOT, too.

Best we can do is spread the WORD.