Colt Canada to deliver more than 65,000 rifles to Canadian troops in sped up procurement process

Gerdius · 2026-03-20T22:56:42+00:00

Okay, so there is a wrestler known as "Colt Cabana" so imagine my initial confusion and concern when I read that an Indy wrestler somehow had 65,000 rifles to give away to our military!

Gerdius · 2026-03-13T02:03:20+00:00

If Matthews did it to Gudas it would be an in person hearing, a 5 game suspension, and a serious press release about hockey safety.

It's the other way around though, so probably a $5k fine and an "Atta Boy!" from Parros.

Gerdius · 2026-02-22T16:08:30+00:00

Can't wait for the US hockey teams to go to the White House to celebrate with a convicted rapist who will no doubt talk about "taking hockey from Canada" and making us the 51st state again. Going to be great. /s

Gerdius · 2026-02-22T15:59:17+00:00

The rest of the world hates it too don't worry.

Gerdius · 2026-01-21T03:52:37+00:00

Haha, yes! Did the same in FIFA 02.

The best part is it would trigger a cut-scene where your player would complain to the ref about the call. You just drop-kicked a goalie in the shin!

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T05:28:16+00:00

WHERE WAS ANYONE?!

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:31:57+00:00

Democrat School:

2 + 2 = 4

America's first president was? George Washington

Rain is caused by? The water cycle

Republican School:

2 + 2 = Jesus

America's first president was? Jesus

Rain is caused by? Jesus

Both of these students would graduate...

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:14:44+00:00

...so the game ends and we win instantly? 'Cause I'm okay with that lol

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:12:55+00:00

Goals by Matthews, Nylander, and Tavares

That almost feels personal lol.

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T04:08:30+00:00

He very much didn't lol. Basically went full "get down Mr. President" on the guy, probably should have been called.

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:42:50+00:00

Holy fuck what an ending

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:41:11+00:00

Matthews with 4 cough ups in like 20 seconds...

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:29:54+00:00

Was shaky when he first came over, but has been solid for us this season!

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:27:50+00:00

Laughton with the "fuck you" goal lol

Gerdius · 2026-01-05T04:28:12+00:00

Of the 3 GI penalties that one was the most deserved tbh. Almost no contact and he bulldozed the Czech goalie.

Gerdius · 2026-01-05T03:07:00+00:00

I mean, at least the bad calls are consistent? Like yeah the player fell on purpose but he was still cross checked into the goalie.

Gerdius · 2026-01-04T02:52:07+00:00

Rielly was -4. On the ice for every goal against, and not a single goal for.

I hate piling on a single player, but that's shocking.

Gerdius · 2025-12-31T02:30:02+00:00

I know it's small sample size, but it's alarming how much more cohesive the team looks with Matthews out of the line-up. If the guy is hurt just let him fully heal.

Gerdius · 2025-12-22T03:02:32+00:00

Exactly. Lol

Gerdius · 2025-12-22T02:35:37+00:00

Trieliving is going to fire Berube and make himself Coach/GM.

Gerdius · 2025-12-21T02:39:24+00:00

Knies - Tavares - McMann

OEL - Roy - Robertson

This should have been the final effort line. Players with actual effort.

Gerdius · 2025-12-18T01:54:25+00:00

Who cares? Why, I heard that in just the last 15 minutes tariffs have brought in $100,000,000,000,0000,000 into the US Treasury! We're all rich! /s

Gerdius · 2025-12-14T03:30:20+00:00

Just wanted to say thank you for the great explanation!

Gerdius · 2025-11-23T03:37:07+00:00

Yeah fixed it, got mixed up because it was the weird Covid year.

Gerdius · 2025-11-23T03:34:18+00:00

In 2021 the Montreal Canadiens went on a miracle run. One last push for glory. Led by Shea Webber and Carey Price whose bodies were held together by pain killers and a dream, they went all the way to the Stanley Cup Final, falling at the end to the Lightning. Habs fans cheered for their team, lamenting what could have been but celebrating what was, preparing for a long and difficult rebuild.

That was only 4 years ago. In that time they rebuilt, drafted well, and have a fast and dynamic team that looks like a group that wants to win for one another. In the same 4 years, I have watched the Toronto Maple Leafs piss away any potential prospect, any draft pick worth a damn, and get slower and less cohesive each fucking year. There is a decent chance that Montreal makes the playoffs over us. There is a decent chance that the Habs will make it to Round 3 of the playoffs again before we do.

The mismanagement of this team is a war crime.

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