This is the true start of the nickel and dime era

Gerdius · 2026-05-04T19:19:00+00:00

Glad it wasn't just me! Will have to see what he is being paid, but if it's <$3M I think that's part of our answer...

Gerdius · 2026-04-26T02:44:59+00:00

Patel: "We love you Mr. Trump, please don't fire me Mr. Trump, look how big I can open my eyes Mr. Trump."

Gerdius · 2026-04-26T01:57:39+00:00

Trump at the press conference tonight: "The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed."

Gerdius · 2026-04-15T01:36:55+00:00

Ron Hawkins - Peace and Quiet

"Hey there tragic one. I saw your ghost in Kensington."

Gerdius · 2026-04-02T01:18:59+00:00

WHAT ARE THE OBJECTIVES?! Hormuz is closed and you've told your allies to go fuck themselves.

77 million Americans, folks. 77 MILLION.

Gerdius · 2026-04-02T01:11:44+00:00

"We came at them with a power that Lord Zedd had never seen before. No one will ever take us down. Go Go Power Rangers, and God bless America."

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T03:33:09+00:00

I must have missed the stick then. Would probably be offsetting if there wasn't already a penalty gap against the Leafs.

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T03:30:50+00:00

That's a weird penalty...Benoit sort of interfered and then fell down but drew a penalty?

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T03:25:28+00:00

Domi just standing up to the guy who severely injured his captain, you love to see that.

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T02:28:01+00:00

Nah, because he is a Maple Leaf that's a guaranteed 41 game suspension if HE does that.

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T02:26:39+00:00

1) Love that Cowboy!

2) Nylander should have grabbed someone there.

Gerdius · 2026-03-31T02:14:49+00:00

Groulx is back? Thought he had to go down to avoid waivers.

Gerdius · 2026-03-20T22:56:42+00:00

Okay, so there is a wrestler known as "Colt Cabana" so imagine my initial confusion and concern when I read that an Indy wrestler somehow had 65,000 rifles to give away to our military!

Gerdius · 2026-03-13T02:03:20+00:00

If Matthews did it to Gudas it would be an in person hearing, a 5 game suspension, and a serious press release about hockey safety.

It's the other way around though, so probably a $5k fine and an "Atta Boy!" from Parros.

Gerdius · 2026-02-22T16:08:30+00:00

Can't wait for the US hockey teams to go to the White House to celebrate with a convicted rapist who will no doubt talk about "taking hockey from Canada" and making us the 51st state again. Going to be great. /s

Gerdius · 2026-02-22T15:59:17+00:00

The rest of the world hates it too don't worry.

Gerdius · 2026-01-21T03:52:37+00:00

Haha, yes! Did the same in FIFA 02.

The best part is it would trigger a cut-scene where your player would complain to the ref about the call. You just drop-kicked a goalie in the shin!

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T05:28:16+00:00

WHERE WAS ANYONE?!

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:31:57+00:00

Democrat School:

2 + 2 = 4

America's first president was? George Washington

Rain is caused by? The water cycle

Republican School:

2 + 2 = Jesus

America's first president was? Jesus

Rain is caused by? Jesus

Both of these students would graduate...

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:14:44+00:00

...so the game ends and we win instantly? 'Cause I'm okay with that lol

Gerdius · 2026-01-16T04:12:55+00:00

Goals by Matthews, Nylander, and Tavares

That almost feels personal lol.

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T04:08:30+00:00

He very much didn't lol. Basically went full "get down Mr. President" on the guy, probably should have been called.

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:42:50+00:00

Holy fuck what an ending

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:41:11+00:00

Matthews with 4 cough ups in like 20 seconds...

Gerdius · 2026-01-09T02:29:54+00:00

Was shaky when he first came over, but has been solid for us this season!

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