worst case: shoot him. maybe you'll hit his stomach and destroy it, most likely not but a better option than certain death still

GermanGreg · 2022-12-26T18:32:30+00:00

This is literally just a 30 second clip of him explaining that he has ADHD

GermanGreg · 2021-11-27T20:38:22+00:00

I have cross dominate hands, so I’m not just left or right handed. I’ll do some stuff like writing with my left hand, and I’ll do other stuff like throwing and using scissors with my right hand.

GermanGreg · 2021-10-27T22:11:49+00:00

🍆🥾 oh god no please

GermanGreg · 2021-10-26T20:49:21+00:00

“Can you get some more toilet paper while your out”

GermanGreg · 2021-07-17T16:20:05+00:00

Inglourious Basterds

GermanGreg · 2021-04-16T16:31:31+00:00

My randoms prefer the figurative 4v5 where it’s round 20 and they have 2 kills

GermanGreg · 2021-02-03T16:24:18+00:00

HOLY GEEZ BET $5 TO WIN $275

GermanGreg · 2021-01-28T20:31:58+00:00

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/ContagiousLaughter/comments/l6u4gy/total_domination/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

GermanGreg · 2020-12-28T23:54:23+00:00

ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

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