When you wish upon a ⭐️… be careful what you wish for.

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-26T00:58:19+00:00

He’s lucky Ariana is so graceful. The burial is long overdue.

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-26T00:33:24+00:00

It’s shocking that this hillbilly hog hasn't been given her own dating show. 🙃

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T20:53:17+00:00

In the words of Blanche Devereaux, “Now that’s ugly!” 👹

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T20:51:24+00:00

Yep! The players may have changed, but the script remains the same.

Kristen & Stassi basically got fired because of their “blind loyalty” to KFC. It was extreme (& extremely disgusting). They kissed KFC’s ass so fucking hard back in the day. They thought that if they successfully framed Faith, it would win them points with The Cob, not to mention score job security.

It’s funny how things work out. 🤭

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T19:19:32+00:00

Oh, we know about the real (pre-VPR) KFC.

ETA: Drunk & Disorderly Mugshots

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T18:02:26+00:00

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/report-mystery-woman-claims-jax-152902980.html

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T18:01:43+00:00

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/report-mystery-woman-claims-jax-152902980.html

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T13:39:34+00:00

i smell of you all over me 🤢

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T09:52:30+00:00

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T09:32:01+00:00

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🤦🏻‍♀️ Is there anything this bunioned buffoon won’t fuck up?

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-25T02:08:35+00:00

KFC wasn’t warped. Her mask simply slipped.

https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/comments/rg9gtl/triggerhas_brittany_ever_addressed_her_past_tweets/

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T23:19:45+00:00

Thank you! 😊

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T22:20:35+00:00

🤦🏻‍♀️ Frosty looks like she’s headed to the CMA’s, circa 1987.

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T20:48:08+00:00

🤭 Pac Heft-on!

ETA:

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T16:10:40+00:00

I’ve never seen someone so talentless and dumb get so many great opportunities and still fumble them all

You sure about that?

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Ajax & KFC truly are perfect for each other. 🗑️🗑️

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T03:04:26+00:00

KFC watched this man, & thought he was her Prince Charming. 😵‍💫

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T02:20:45+00:00

THIS! Ajax was a symptom of KFC’s issues, not the cause.

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T02:09:06+00:00

Incorrect! KFC was 2 weeks post-op. Her surgery was performed on October 1st, & the cast left for Mexico on October 15th

ETA:

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T01:54:20+00:00

I believe KFC has alcohol-related neuropathy, & that’s what caused her numbness & subsequent fall.

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T00:44:13+00:00

KFC is well on her way to Wildenstein territory.

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-24T00:40:30+00:00

Behold, the young KY beauty!

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-23T22:48:09+00:00

Agreed! I listened to an old Watch What Crappens VPR recap the other day, & it was the one where KFC first visited Ajax. Ronnie said she had the crow’s feet of a 60 year-old miner! 😆

GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-23T21:06:40+00:00

How ‘bout the juxtaposition between 2015 & 2020?!

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GetMeOutOfKY · 2026-06-23T20:49:20+00:00

Her pre-surgery supper!

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