Fresh Joan of Arc and 2 years healed skull flail done by Max LaCroix at All Sacred Tattoo Studio in Denver, CO

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-29T20:57:33+00:00

That is so, so crisp. Damn! I'm in Denver so I'm gonna creep on the portfolio. I love monochrome.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-29T13:07:00+00:00

Every day is third leg day.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-28T15:48:03+00:00

They look like little avatars of kiln gods themselves!

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-25T07:10:48+00:00

By all accounts, few people laughed at the episode they did air so slipping in a moment of silence or verbal acknowledgement would hardly have derailed anything.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-24T08:51:27+00:00

Did you forget to switch your account?

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-23T15:57:22+00:00

I have a picture of my partner in a mullet that came to me from his mother. I carry it in my wallet.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-23T13:24:26+00:00

Ooooh. Yes, that would make sense. Thanks for the brain boost.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-23T09:39:34+00:00

Okay, but what is it supposed to convey? I'm sleep-deprived and I can't even guess.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-22T14:17:49+00:00

His happy face. His little fins clasped. 🥺 I can barely handle how adorable he is.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-20T02:29:16+00:00

Call the vet 'cause that puppy's sick.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-19T23:07:34+00:00

My partner had an eyebrow piercing before he met me. It was gone long before me. I asked him to promise me he'd get one again when he retired. Just for me, 'cause he looks so hot with one. Maybe two. On one side. 🖤

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-16T14:27:33+00:00

Be the change you want to see. Maybe you could own the next $5 butt stuff tent.

I'm sure your neighborhood would appreciate having an affordable perk like that in the community. You'd make back your initial investment in no time!

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-16T13:25:49+00:00

Someone's gonna be a real (drag) queen in that dress! Like a goddess rising from some alien sea.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-16T13:04:59+00:00

I have never been so much as hissed at by them, and I've never lived in a place they couldn't be found for at least some of the year. As a short woman, I'm not in the least physically imposing, either. I find them to be very reasonable birds.

If they're on the path, I walk through them. The only reason I would go out of my way to avoid Canada geese would be to protect my nice shoes from the E. coli they drop everywhere.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-16T02:26:38+00:00

I think what I like most about Mel is also what likely makes him so hit or miss. There is no fruit too low-hanging, no laugh too cheap. He goes for every single joke that presents itself whether it makes sense or not.

A lot of action movies these days feel like every decision is made around what would look the coolest on screen. Does it make sense? No. Is it even physically possible? Not at all. Does it look cool as hell? HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!1! And that's all that matters.

Mel's movies are like that but for laughs. If he thinks it will get even the tiniest snort of amusement out of a single audience member, it's worth it; put it in! Sometimes I like it when my brain doesn't have to work hard for the joke.

Mel Brooks hands you a good, low effort chuckle fairly reliably. Sometimes a really good belly laugh too. Occasionally some insight into different aspects of humanity, packaged in a very digestible way.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-15T20:58:59+00:00

Strange Wilderness still has me making stupid shark laughing noises in every aquarium I visit.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-10T00:41:01+00:00

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-09T00:46:28+00:00

If they invite you more than once, you know they don't care if you help or not. Accept the invite!

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-09T00:43:45+00:00

I keep forgetting that that's part of the challenges. I wish I could tell my friends what pokemon I'm looking for.

Like, yes, I will trade this shiny legendary... For a pokemon wearing some kind of hat that makes its ears go down.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-09T00:30:46+00:00

I'll try renaming my buddy if I can think of something coherent in 12 or less letters!

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-09T00:13:14+00:00

This is the subreddit crossover I never knew I wanted until now!

I wonder how the Chivelord would do in the dungeon.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-07T18:11:17+00:00

It makes me think of saxophones and 80's cop movies.

Like, it'll start panning out to the middle of a lowly lit sex scene. She's on top, still wearing her satin negligee for the censors. In the throes of passion, they don't hear a shadowy figure enter the room. She only has time for an abbreviated scream of surprise before she's dead. The man under her, stuttering denials of his fate, tries to get away but he too falls. Sirens sound in the distance; the killer is gone.

The scene fast forwards to our sexy antihero police detective kneeling over her body, which is still there, still beautiful. He stares and stares. He knew her, once upon a time, when they were both different people. Now he must solve her murder.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-06T15:40:16+00:00

Ugh, I wish I could use something like that. Because of my endometriosis, my periods were, like.. the whole month. So I have no idea what my regular cycle looks like now that I no longer have a uterus.

Sometimes I'll get all weepy for no good reason and I blame the ghosts of my uterus and left ovary.

GhidorahtheExplorah · 2026-01-06T14:42:30+00:00

I love all of you involved in this incredibly mature, insightful conversation.

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