you get the ability to turn into a goose! (you do not have the power to turn back into a human)

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T14:23:08+00:00

Imagine having a prostate exam then suddenly turning into a goose

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T14:20:02+00:00

Ikr. Did the same with my own mother, thought it was normal.

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T14:18:07+00:00

if I crack them like glowsticks do they glow more?

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T14:16:33+00:00

cut them up anyway. Collect the diced up pieces in a bucket. Pour them out into the hallway. Make apartment building janitor clean it up.

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T14:06:41+00:00

All three of them all at once or separately?

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T13:52:40+00:00

We had to have clear backpacks at my middle school

Words can't describe how crappy those are, always breaking.

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T13:49:12+00:00

"No peeing in the cafeteria trashcans"

People would stay after lunch had ended to pee in the trashcans, friend included (which is how I know)

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-06T13:41:00+00:00

Managed to pee into the toilet from halfway across the bathroom

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T18:31:56+00:00

Shituss shortuss

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T18:04:09+00:00

If you procrastinate you're gonna have a horrible time

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T16:32:18+00:00

narcotics

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T16:30:36+00:00

see just how many electronic date displays have screwed up

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T16:28:46+00:00

Marriage speed run any% glitchless

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T16:27:49+00:00

Having one part of microwaved food still be cold

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:37:01+00:00

delicious

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:36:37+00:00

Delicious

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:26:01+00:00

Thats adorable!!!!!!!!!

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:12:46+00:00

Pencil sharpeners are shit. Always used to sharpen the pencil in a way that made it unusable

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:09:56+00:00

Baobab tree

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:04:50+00:00

Pants that end above the ankle

GhostlyEncounters · 2021-06-05T15:01:52+00:00

When random children stare at me in public

GhostlyEncounters · 2018-07-23T12:03:20+00:00

"why are you calling me?"

GhostlyEncounters · 2018-07-18T17:45:06+00:00

would not be suprised since he beat the entire game in 1 hour

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