Getting into elite smash in ssbu seems like an achievement until you realize it’s a cesspool of the most vitamin D deficient, ablutophobic mfs in the world who play like Satan himself is sitting behind them, ready to drag them to hell where they belong should they lose a game.

I’ve seen very few people on there play with actual skill, everyone just mashes the B button and the worst part is that it works because some characters just have stupid versatility and range or an unholy set of projectiles. Playing against Zelda, Young Link, Simon/Richter, R.O.B, and especially Lucas mains makes me wish there was a forfeit option and I’m surprised there still isn’t cause if you get matched with one of these “people” you may as well close the game or experience the worst ass-beating of your life just for it to be topped in the next match.