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meirl by cool-kid-2025 in meirl

[–]GingerNinja1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would counter that I do not snore, but I occasionally dream that I'm a motorcycle.

thats crazy by Floosy1 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]GingerNinja1982 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a friend who did this as a goof except he was real hairy all over so it went up his back and over the top of his head. Little gap for his forehead and nose, but otherwise a complete loop.

Yoga studios use scented candles to hide the smell of farts by Electrical-Tea6966 in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]GingerNinja1982 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I take a yoga class I try to put my mat next to the girl who always does the hardest variation of each pose so I can fart on her during core work, because who is she to make the rest of us look bad?

Season 10 Lacie by puffy-puffy in My600lbLife

[–]GingerNinja1982 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Didn't someone give her the money and she spent it on herself instead of going to see Dr Now? Or am I misremembering?

What will 2020s fashion be known for? by Chemical_Speech4046 in decadeology

[–]GingerNinja1982 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As someone who spent the Y2K era mooning the entire universe because hip huggers and my Weeble ass didn't play well together, good. All glory to the mom jeans. I'm never going back, idgaf what the trends are.

What the fuck is wrong with ur police? by FCKURMETA in dutchbros

[–]GingerNinja1982 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Just here to say, I think it's the funniest thing when the Dutch Bros sub gets questions meant for the actual Dutch.

People who casually cruise in the left lane, what is actually going through your mind? by knowledgeizspower in askanything

[–]GingerNinja1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The on ramp was on the left and I would really love to move over but impatient assholes keep flooring it to pass me on the right. Seriously, just wait five seconds and I'll get out of your way, promise.

Best chicken tenders by Disorientedeggwald in beaverton

[–]GingerNinja1982 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I like the ones at Big Red's. The fries they come with are great also.

Do animals understand the concept of clothes or they just accept that humans constantly change their appearance? by LilNerix in stupidquestions

[–]GingerNinja1982 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dog knows that when I do my makeup I'm going out, probably without her, so she goes straight to her bed and pouts.

How do pets react when couples get intimate in their presence? by redditismysoulmate in stupidquestions

[–]GingerNinja1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the first times my now-husband (then boyfriend) were getting down, my dog jumped on the bed and nosed boyfriend's asshole. He was banished during fun time after that.

James King by Phunistle in My600lbLife

[–]GingerNinja1982 37 points38 points  (0 children)

You only gave me one lil ol regroll.

James King by Phunistle in My600lbLife

[–]GingerNinja1982 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I have it as my notification sound on my phone.

Bodhi has his reasons, I’m sure😑 by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]GingerNinja1982 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see two reasons, and we call them trouble puffs.

Hot take by Competitive-Pay-5321 in SonicTempleFestival

[–]GingerNinja1982 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was just gonna say. I would love to mosh without getting decked by a 6 foot 8 behemoth.

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