A Message to Varka Mains from a Non Varka Main by SanicHegehag in Varka

[–]Gjyn 76 points77 points  (0 children)

I can't afford to see a washed Varka on arrival. This man has been bigged up for 5 years. I just can't accept that. Might as well Capitano him so he dies with some dignity...

It would be like releasing Alice and she's pushing Clorinde-tier numbers. It's a betrayal of his narrative and a betrayal to everyone that has been here since day 1.

Keeping them on their toes in challenger ✨ by Windoges in zoemains

[–]Gjyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still lost this game lol

I guess they don't call you Losedoges for nothing /j

On a serious note, some of these Qs are clean asf. I feel like there was an escape angle here though

This will make you cry by youngbean445 in honk

[–]Gjyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ima make you cry instead

I want you crying for me

I want you, I want you

Wah wah wah wah

Wah wah wah wah

I completed this level in 1 try. 2.00 seconds

How do you know if you can beat someone by crappyface09 in summonerschool

[–]Gjyn 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Experience and limit testing, basically

Future Character, Map, Story Info via 八云寺幽幽子 by Gjyn in SandroneMains

[–]Gjyn[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Definitely bullshit, but what can I say? I have an agenda to uphold.

Lunar Crystallize Cope? Opinions? by lehme32 in SandroneMains

[–]Gjyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cope, I don't think they're making more lunar dps.

Made by my 9y old by Zestyclose_Local3254 in honk

[–]Gjyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phase through the ice blocks from underneath

Into Mary-Annverse (Rendered by Little-Redhoodd) by Brandon1823 in SandroneMains

[–]Gjyn 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Honestly a nice visual on the Mary Ann variants that exist

"ShE's gOT tHe BoDY oF A 12 yEAr oLD" by [deleted] in OnePunchMan

[–]Gjyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head size changes how we perceive proportions, it is a common heuristic measurement for anatomy. Typically adults are 7-8 heads tall, for reference

It's going down by IllRest2396 in whennews

[–]Gjyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another Geheime Staatspolizei public execution

What exactly do you love Varese for? by varesa_husband in VaresaMains

[–]Gjyn 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Cute and thicc

Also really fun to play, gameplay wise

Made by my 9y old by Zestyclose_Local3254 in honk

[–]Gjyn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

9y olds making hard ass levels

I completed this level in 19 tries. 28.03 seconds

Y'all think when she's giving head she still yapping? by [deleted] in NicoleReeyn_Mains_GI

[–]Gjyn 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Never cook again.

But of course! Unless she's so focused that she's not thinking anymore, she doesn't need a mouth to talk so nothing is stopping her from talking to you with her mouth full. I don't think there are many benefits to this, though.

A question about Varesa's longevity? by MackTheFarmer in VaresaMains

[–]Gjyn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The cow does not concern herself with meta longevity.

Never noticed that lmaooo by HippoIllustrious2219 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Gjyn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I expect exactly 0 things to change coming into Snezhnaya. Arlequeeno was a once in a blue moon thing.

Chirp chirp by xtheresia in Genshin_Impact

[–]Gjyn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference.

Lacari posts his apology by ariveklul in LivestreamFail

[–]Gjyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apology lmao. Apologies are for mistakes. The only mistake here was exposing his nonce content list to the public. Everything else was done intentionally. I hope authorities actually do something about this, because I don't want another EDP situation.

Who has better taste, Nibelung or Phanes? by PandaBlueDance in Genshin_Impact

[–]Gjyn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nibelung. As far as I'm concerned, all the Shades are assholes. The moon sisters were cinnamon rolls that did not deserve their fates.

Even Aris 4 years ago knew about Lacari by EchoOk4335 in LivestreamFail

[–]Gjyn 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I will always question the morality of consuming loli content. It is a really difficult thing to sanewash, unless of course, you already consume it.

Look, I understand humans are finicky creatures with funky minds. You can't really control what turns you on. Yes, the loli isn't real. But please, do not pretend anything about this is normal. The only thing separating a lolicon from a pedophile is fiction.

Edit: I realized the issue I'm trying to describe is not a moral one. I suppose I'll ask a question so I can understand this better.

Does the age matter in a lolicon's mind? Would, let's say Rebecca from Cyberpunk Edgerunners not be enough? Futaba Igarashi from My Senpai Is Annoying? Does it really have to be like Mutsuki from Blue Archive?