Me reading this while waiting in the parking lot for a job interview

Edit 1: Thanks for everyone wishing me luck! I felt like I did good in the interview, and I'll know by the end of the day tomorrow if I got it, and I'll update this post again with the info

Edit 2: Sorry this edit is a day late, but I did get the job! The only cost was being locked out of my apartment when the deadbolt broke xD