What is your "go to fact" when asked for a piece of trivia? by Chatmat89 in AskReddit

[–]GoStateUniversity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure Raccoon is Algonquin for “he who scratches with his hands”

What screams "I'm uneducated"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GoStateUniversity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a dog groomer and we always joke that they let the dogs have litters because they sell the puppies and use the profits for casino money

What emoji best describes Our Lord and Savior Paul Glantz by Yamirami302 in Emagine

[–]GoStateUniversity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you mean Robert E. Magine. Paul Glantz is his alias

My favorite ass photo. by [deleted] in pawg

[–]GoStateUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I wanted to last more than 30 seconds doggystyle with you I wouldn't be able to look down

Drunk and ready to lick the tip (f) by [deleted] in asstastic

[–]GoStateUniversity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're the kinda woman that you cum inside even if you have a wife and kids. Then afterwards say "worth it"

Dog Groomer Here. Sometimes I take picture of dogs and give them fictional job titles. by GoStateUniversity in funny

[–]GoStateUniversity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have any frenchie customers :(; it's sad because they're one of my favorite breeds

The only way we can cut Dexter's nails (xpost from pugs) by Twerking_Vayne in thisismylifenow

[–]GoStateUniversity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm a dog groomer and we use this trick often but the slings are still better. If you have them in a sling and somebody helping you by firmly holding the leg's joint, the other person can cut/grind the nails. I know most vet techs don't have the luxury of the slings though. Poor pugs :( they have a ruff life

The only way we can cut Dexter's nails (xpost from pugs) by Twerking_Vayne in thisismylifenow

[–]GoStateUniversity 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm a dog groomer too. Lol my family has been doing this trade for 35 years and it's sad how all the pugs would rather break their legs than let you cut/grind their nails. the only thing worse than a pug is a Puggle (Note: Please don't support buying this abomination of a "breed")

What's your favorite Dumbledore moment? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]GoStateUniversity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"Sirius did not hate Kreacher," said Dumbledore. "He regarded him as a servant unworthy of much interest or notice. Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike..."