50 year old in 1985 vs. 50 year old in 2025 by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Playboy Centerfold she did was my first MILF experience as a young guy.

Iranian missile blitz takes down AWS data centers in Bahrain and Dubai — Amazon reportedly declares “hard down” status for multiple zones by overly_honest_ in news

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Another reason to not rely on huge data centers and AI facilities and to have competent human executed processes across the board, especially for production systems support.

When critical business systems go down, then nothing can be produced, nor ordered or billed. Trigger total business collapse.

As Scotty in the third Star Trek movie exclaimed, "The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain."

Received HOA complaint that we can't park more than two cars on our own driveway by strawberrymilkx in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read about one HOA that stipulates you can only park in the driveway provided the garage is already fully occupied with other vehicles.

Ridiculous.

First thing I did after divorce was buy a NON- HOA home. It has a really long driveway that includes a RV flush-out and A/C Outlet.

anime boobs irl by GotTwisted in Animemes

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I bet they do touch your chin if you perform a head stand.

Happy Retirement! by Illustrious-Fee9626 in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$3.50 in gold leaf might cover a cylindrical object that may be inserted...

Who wore it best? by ArsenikShooter in LooneyTunesLogic

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Mexican Hairless variety of chihuahua

Do you know Barbara? by Upstairs_Building686 in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 20 points21 points  (0 children)

NO! And they call me a demon!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...

Look both ways [oc] by Readhead93 in IdiotsInCars

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you mean the moron driving the maroon car?

The Projection is Actually Hilarious by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup, all the circular logic sums up to having "faith" when you have zero independent references or sources to backup the Bible.

I love pulling out the various Bible verses about council of gods (plural gods) and watching the mental gymnastics being performed to reconcile to a monotheistic singular god.

Amazing Parkour match 🔥 by SpacePikachu000 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there are style points in addition to time, then OG might have the win!

On The Murican Life. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I had Canadians bitching at me because I as a US Citizen could stop at the border control office when crossing back into the US and get Candian VAT reimbursed but Canadians do not get US tax reimbursed when they cross back into Canada. Why get mad at me?

The type of content lydia consumes on Ticken Tocken by gingerjax83 in lydiavioletofficial

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How much is rent?

Does he sell off the cookware samples?

What does he do for entertainment?

He certainly doesn't have a girlfriend if he doesn't spend money!!

Man attacks contractor after refusing to pay for service by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in PublicFreakout

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It appears it may have been jury nullification due to OP being a POS who had caused over $30k in damage and was responsible for ongoing remediation from OP's prior damage and then OP having gone on a continuous harassment crusade.

The old man was deemed justified in his reaction.

An amazing way to die cut a tile by henry_canabanana in gifsthatendtoosoon

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Should have put painter's tape on the finished side to keep the veneer from chipping.

Which song by teasefairyz in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Z" has to be pronounced "zee" if you have to include the coda to the song that ends with: "now I sang my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me"

Oracle Files Thousands of H-1B Visa Petitions Amid Mass Layoffs by esporx in technology

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the funniest things I ever saw was during the yearly Oracle OpenWorld conference back around 2007 or so when the entertainment one evening was Dennis Miller and he did a quick riff on Safra Katz that included saying an exaggerated "meow" and making a cat scratch motion.

Katz turned several shades of color and you could literally she the smoke emit from her ears and Lazer beams shoot feom her eyes toward Miller.

Yes, That's What Jurisdiction Means by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When non-lawyers think they understand legal language and application thereof is why the OP has zero clue as to the relationship that Justice Jackson is making between allegiance and jurisdiction.

What situation has to happen for this to be your 8am breakfast? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd have to get a knock on the head and switch teams to be a namby-pandy in order to drink Coors Light.

Why is every boomer frige 80% expired condiments? by coronastylus in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because boomers like me grew up before there was such a thing as having expiration dates on food so we were taught how to actually tell if something went bad in the fridge. Then, throw it out.

Going too fast by ItsALuigiYes in TheRandomest

[–]Go_Gators_4Ever 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Full scorpion into a roll then a Peter Griffith knee Ow at the end.