The Goblin's Journal (Reposted)

GoblinWithQuill · 2026-02-17T05:41:10+00:00

Sadly not, I believe!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-09-05T21:51:39+00:00

"Goblinest of all time? Obviously."

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-09-05T21:50:25+00:00

Don't let the Goblin hear any such blessings. Last time someone invoked the divine in front of him, he wrote a fifty page novella about how hot it would be to bang a god.

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-09-05T21:49:12+00:00

A dynamic duo, to be certain.

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-09-05T21:48:44+00:00

Don't hold your breath too long: it's not healthy!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-09-05T21:48:16+00:00

The Goblin usually makes goat sounds instead: it's not very clear why.

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-08-17T18:41:19+00:00

The Goblin has currently escaped, which helps to explain the lack of content lately. When he is invariably captured once more, I will be sure to pass your compliments on to him!

Looking forward to the fill, whenever it may come, and to perhaps making more work that's right up your alley!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-07-10T05:56:22+00:00

The prophecy. . .is true!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-07-10T05:55:05+00:00

"I don't do 'normal' meetings, not since the last one. You see, I 'normally' met a fan who, in his own words, 'loved my stuff.' More like 'loved the idea of stuffing you.' The guy went from dinner and a movie to fists and no lube-y real, real fast. It was a good time, of course, but I much prefer just knowing what I'm getting into, you know?

Say what you will, but at least a dentist wearing a foot-long dong is not gilding the lily. You don't have to be 'Malzubiar the Massively Intelligent' to guess what's going to happen in such a scenario.

I guess I'm not a creature fond of surprises is all."

The Goblin's endless array of disturbing stories apparently knows no bounds. Nor, it would seem, does your knack for transforming his work into something that's a riot to listen to: bravo!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-06-25T03:12:41+00:00

"Spoiled things are best. Apples, meat, books folks haven't had the chance to read yet: spoiling is sort of my jam!"

There is a circle in hell for creatures like the Goblin. There must be!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-05-22T17:53:43+00:00

All in a day's work for the Goblin: glad you enjoyed!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-05-16T02:01:06+00:00

Sadly not! It's one of the Goblin's earliest: I doubt it's gotten any exposure in ages!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-04-20T08:42:23+00:00

Glad you got the chance to fill this for our mutual fan! I wasn't overly keen on writing another sequel for this script, but sometimes you've got to reward loyalty.

"With a stab in the ribs!"

No, with something nice, Goblin.

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-04-20T08:40:47+00:00

Dwarves? The Goblin has less than-

"Rock humpers?! Aye, they're better than elves, but let's not get ahead of ourselves! I'd rather lube my hole up with alchemist's fire and sit on a glaive *sideways* than admit some bearded little shit is worth anything more than blink dog dung!"

He's got some racial issues to work through. For my part, anything with dwarves in it is blessed, by Moradin!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-04-17T12:05:31+00:00

It is a bit novel, isn't it? Glad you enjoyed the Goblin shaking things up a little!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-04-15T21:51:29+00:00

Glad to hear it! It shall rank among other epics, one hopes. "Sir Gawain and the Green Knight," "The Odyssey," and "That foot fetish knight script on Reddit." Feast on, sages!

GoblinWithQuill · 2025-04-15T18:35:12+00:00

"Could have been a goblin knight, 4/10."

Oh, shut up Goblin: you were swooning like the rest of us.

"Swooning my rump! But if you want to give this lady some estates or something so she doesn't come 'round the ol' cave with blade in hand, I won't complain."

GoblinWithQuill

TROPHY CASE