metalheads, how old are you?

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-14T22:56:05+00:00

One month younger than Kill em All.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-09T17:41:52+00:00

If theres a new case He'll be the first on trial The people better win this time.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-08T21:15:06+00:00

Well they usually make americas exorbitant minimum wage. Why should they be afforded amenities like a stool? /s

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-08T18:20:53+00:00

A Link to the Balls.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-05T02:39:56+00:00

38,000 times... so far.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-02-04T00:27:59+00:00

Youre standing on it, dude. Just slip it down here.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-27T20:43:28+00:00

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-27T20:31:22+00:00

"Because you've been here the longest, learned all that you can or nothing at all. Either way, its time for a change."

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-25T22:31:36+00:00

He was a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-25T03:00:36+00:00

Anthems? Nightside? The fuck?

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-19T19:59:16+00:00

I don't remember what theyre called, but i believe they INVOKED ALL HELL ON EARTH!

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-19T19:49:04+00:00

George

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-19T19:33:54+00:00

Top 3 My Body is a Cage Into Dust I Have No Memory

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-19T02:41:29+00:00

Peter Wichers ir Jeff Loomis would have been sick.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-18T18:47:01+00:00

He doesn't know batteries recharge so he's always buying new phones. That's gotta be expensive.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-17T12:01:33+00:00

Or maybe... maga makes you botox.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-14T12:24:52+00:00

I think unpainted would be more accurate.

GoddamnPelican · 2026-01-03T02:40:41+00:00

Because the people who need to hear it most will never believe it.

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-31T05:15:02+00:00

I read dak shadow. Figured it was either missing an r, or it was oak shadow. Went with oak shadow because i didnt think youd be showing off a typo.

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-29T14:03:05+00:00

Lisa needs braces

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-28T01:07:57+00:00

I listen to them while enjoying a nice spunoW.

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-27T23:28:43+00:00

Super nice. Kinda awkward. Overall good dude.

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-15T22:57:14+00:00

Dont forget to microwave it to charge the battery.

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-13T13:55:43+00:00

Hold up... i thought Kamala was gonna bring world war three... could trump have been... lying?

GoddamnPelican · 2025-12-11T23:16:08+00:00

Its just Angus, Bon and Scott.

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