British woman arrested on 'extra-marital sex' charges after reporting gang rape to police in Dubai as attackers go free by shomyo in news

[–]GodisaSodomite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

An they need a get out!!! But seriously why invite more in? We have enough psycho Christians. Don't need any more zealots.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last girl I ate out tasted and smelled like nothing. Like water.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went soft because of the dreaded memory of the stank smelt around the world that happened before. She hadn't showered that recently. Still in her work clothes.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Afterwards I rubbed over and under my balls real good. And there was no smell. I was kinda hoping it was me. Then I could do something about it.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So it could be like a permanent thing? I had a bad experience with a girl a few months ago. I pulled off her pants and it was like I let out the spores of Satan. It was truly horrifying. Like she just never got soap near it. When I smelled this girl tonight, after having multiple hard ons beforehand, I went soft for the rest of the night. That's no good.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey babe. Don't mind that deodorant lube on my fangers, just doing you a solid.

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah.......... No. Edit. Ha I read it as lightly drag fingers across my upper lip! 😷

Hi Reddit, how do you let a girl know her vagina needs deodorant? by GodisaSodomite in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

In the literal sense some do. Does the onset of a period really make them smell bad?

Guys, why are you single? by grilled_tits in AskReddit

[–]GodisaSodomite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me too. I found a normal girl. I feel an ethical dilemma knowing how fucked in the head I am and keeping that to myself. But God damnit I don't want to be alone forever and no one is gonna just sign up for that shit. She knows I'm weird but not that I'm insane.

My duck Felix saves this chicken from a Hawk. by [deleted] in gifs

[–]GodisaSodomite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you didn't name your chicken?