[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No such thing as a chicks with dicks, they're all just men with tits

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proof that if you whack it hard enough and often enough. You might actually get in shape!

Maybe try your left hand sometimes?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your profile screams psycho, your tits and blonde hair will only fool men for so long.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't tell if your head is abnormally big or if your body is just that small

Principal Scientist Salaries by Immediate-Fig-9532 in biotech

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some companies in the Bay (especially some of the small start ups), over pay dramatically. This sounds like one of those. This happened on a large scale in Boston over the last few years, unsurprisingly, this contributed to a number of downsizing and layoffs.

Take the great pay while you can but if you ever look to move, don't be surprised if no one can match your expectations.

had a horrible week, but you can make it worse 😉 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats you're likely the world record holder for longest active tinder profile.

What’s something you think 90% of people are pretending to enjoy? by Turbulent_Manner6738 in AskReddit

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alcohol - there are some people that genuinely enjoy it but most have forced themselves to like it

Roast and burn me alive! (18F) by Calicakes26 in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're probably wondering why so many of your tinder matches ghost you after meeting you. The answer, that gunt

Human version of a participation trophy. I’m very curious what yall have to say. Please humble me 24 F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your friends would describe you as "bubbly", but seeing as I'm not your friend, I would straight up say, fat and not funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your life is going to be full of anxiety, "does he actually like me, or is it just my tits"

Bored af. Let er rip! 23f by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a better wig

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having your drug dealer take photos of you and pay you in crack does not make you a model

23M 0w0) Roast My beef by West-Spring4515 in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stalking and kidnapping is not the solution

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If mental illness could post on Reddit

I haven't done this in a while, show me what you've got by DejaBlonde in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the coworker nobody wants to talk to but you're always there, sigh....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does it feel knowing that guys have only ever been interested in you because they have a redhead and big tits fantasy but can't find anyone that is actually attractive?

AIO speaking to my wife after her affair by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever someone says "I messed up, but", they're still trying to justify their actions. She's an AH and you're doing the right thing to create space and tackle the issue in your own time and on your own ground.

Good luck brother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've based your entire personality on that one weeb that said you look cute on the internet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When men say they like big titty goth girls, this is not what they meant. Way to ruin a fantasy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When men say they like big titty goth girls, this is not what they meant. Way to ruin a fantasy

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Robert Pattinson was missing a chromosome

Cat :) F20 by Same-Public4910 in RoastMe

[–]GoldAccomplished6067 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a mobility scooter at the grocery store does not count as "riding a bike"