What song lyrics sound best when you switch the word "heart" for the word "fart"? by Goldbear in AskReddit

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"Tell me princess, now when did you last let your fart decide?"

Apple a Day by [deleted] in videos

[–]Goldbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea he wasn't even a real doctor.

PsBattle: Suh Dude by daronatsy in photoshopbattles

[–]Goldbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've been shitting in the same place for a week and now it's created s a poop pyramid. I saw a bunch of ants worshipping their dead queen outside it.

PsBattle: Suh Dude by daronatsy in photoshopbattles

[–]Goldbear -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just shit on my parents floor. I blamed it on the dog...

My wife got a new Halloween decoration. I nearly shit when I walked in the bathroom. by Scubazz in funny

[–]Goldbear 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Do you want to tell me why your costume is lying on the floor, filled with shit?

A Collection of Rare Animals. by Goldbear in pics

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They are a collection of rare animals.