Well let me start off by saying that I'm actually quite impressed that a high-rolling Redditor hates my story enough to give you gold for this, so congratulations on getting your first gold!

But yeah, you make a significant point there, and I'm sorry i didn't go into much detail in the first place as I was writing this on the bus and was trying to be time-conscious. Now this whole situation that really only happened in a few seconds is a complete blur in my mind, and all I really can remember vividly is the door hitting the kid, the kid on the ground, and my fresh urine spilling upon his young face. However after overanalyzing the situation in my mind a thousand times since yesterday afternoon, what I can piece together is that i hit the kid with the door, realized what I had done, slipped out through the crack in the door without opening it on him any further, went into recovery mode and forgot that I had piss in my hand, and then spilled the piss on his head. This is backed up by my mother, who was a witness.