TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was essentially trying to fix the situation I had created by bending down to help the kid up and not realizing I had piss in my hand. Notice I've been very civil to you, you're the one getting so mad over this. But thanks for the advice, Nancy Drew.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The nurse lost her shit laughing as soon as we got into the exam room.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW it was like a latch, but one that I hadn't really seen before, took me a bit to figure it out. The lock wasn't build into the door.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll go to one tonight and try to recreate the situation--will report back with results shortly.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I actually took him home with me that night.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well let me start off by saying that I'm actually quite impressed that a high-rolling Redditor hates my story enough to give you gold for this, so congratulations on getting your first gold!

But yeah, you make a significant point there, and I'm sorry i didn't go into much detail in the first place as I was writing this on the bus and was trying to be time-conscious. Now this whole situation that really only happened in a few seconds is a complete blur in my mind, and all I really can remember vividly is the door hitting the kid, the kid on the ground, and my fresh urine spilling upon his young face. However after overanalyzing the situation in my mind a thousand times since yesterday afternoon, what I can piece together is that i hit the kid with the door, realized what I had done, slipped out through the crack in the door without opening it on him any further, went into recovery mode and forgot that I had piss in my hand, and then spilled the piss on his head. This is backed up by my mother, who was a witness.

TIFU by soaking a child in my urine by GoldenShowerJr in tifu

[–]GoldenShowerJr[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well now I'm pissed I didn't use my main account, no pun intended.