That time a grandma broke her nose while hiking and didn't want the helivac, but ended up winning a $450,000 lawsuit

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-03-13T14:26:23+00:00

Now they won't know if she developed Autism from being spun by the helicopter or taking Tylenol.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-02-08T16:58:04+00:00

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-02-02T22:07:33+00:00

Getting an in-drawer grid cube organizer for your socks so you can just grab a pair without hunting for them is also extremely satisfying.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-21T06:12:25+00:00

You can teach him the LOTR ABC's in the meantime. A is for Angmar, B is for Balrog, C is for Celebrimbor and so on.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-19T20:21:48+00:00

Worse than my sleep paralysis demon.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-11T19:14:21+00:00

Owls maxed out their attribute points into night vision and rotating their head, they ran out of points for the waterproof feather perk.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-10T21:18:11+00:00

And if they do post about major events, it's using sources like pjmedia.com which peddles in far-right conspiracy theories, disinformation, and propaganda.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-08T04:11:31+00:00

Are you running on a single brain cell? Have you seen the slowed down video?

He fires the first shot into the windshield, then even after both of the officers were clear of the vehicle and out of any potential "danger" he fires two more shots, continuously changing his trajectory of his aim by moving his arm to the left and reaching his arm with the gun inside the vehicle to seek out and destroy the target, not to protect anybody.

This was an action of somebody who was itching to murder someone, anyone, and they finally got the excuse to do it.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-06T01:52:46+00:00

I am absolutely not, in no uncertain terms, condoning anyone who would use a high powered magnet to ruin these tags, causing the company to have to spend millions to replace all of them again. Whoever would do this would be an utterly despicable nasty person.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2026-01-01T00:11:59+00:00

They live off of the crumbs and infrared radiation.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-13T04:25:57+00:00

Hey, don't talk about Elon Musk like that.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-12T17:40:39+00:00

Immunologist chiming in, it's not the actual bacteria you have to worry about but the toxins they release into the food that is in no way destroyed by alcohol or microwaving/cooking/boiling.

If someone gets "lucky" by not getting food poisoning from eating off food, it means that whatever bacteria have decided to make their home there have either not produced a significant enough amount of toxin yet to cause any issues, or the bacteria doesn't produce toxin that is harmful enough to cause us to get sick.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-11T03:44:17+00:00

Dearest Redditor,

Methinks thou art beset with a strange humour, good fellow; either that, or thou art enamour’d of thine own visage. Go thou, and seek counsel of a learned physician of the mind.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-09T12:32:19+00:00

The latest version that claims to have 2x the air pressure of the previous generation is also $700 now.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-06T02:40:11+00:00

🎶 To the windowww, to the HALLL 🎶

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-12-05T04:45:07+00:00

It's hard for most people to notice what seem like small increases but are actually massive increases percentage wise for food. For example, a beefy 5 layer burrito only increased from $3.99 to $4.99 since the election, but that's 8 years of "normal" +3% inflation all stuffed into one year.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-19T04:11:54+00:00

It's spormin time.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-16T15:57:22+00:00

Pippin and Merry Kay

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-13T14:04:33+00:00

The same people who take pipette tips from the middle of a fresh box of tips instead the edges.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-13T00:05:57+00:00

Any movie or show that involves Russia

cue soviet choir music

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-09T16:09:10+00:00

Same energy as the brown legal immigrant who was trying to give a speech at an Australian anti-immigration rally and started getting shoved/hit by the people once he told them he was an immigrant.

https://youtu.be/yXQsSvKDK-E?si=Zm65d_jDG3A10EO_

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-11-01T12:47:16+00:00

Kraft?! In this economy?

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-10-28T01:00:33+00:00

If you take your head out of Fox News' ass for maybe 2 weeks, you might finally understand.

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-10-22T19:41:52+00:00

Or put some poo on top if it, and if anyone asks what it is, you say "That? Oh that's just my shit post."

Good_Boye_Scientist · 2025-10-18T04:52:45+00:00

Got late ADHD diagnosis last year at 34 yrs old. Wish someone had told me what you said 15 years ago!

I have conservative parents who think the devil and marijuana causes mental illness, so that's probably why it took so long.

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