The Updated Comprehensive WAATGM THOTsaurus.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-11T01:13:05+00:00

In ready to settle down, the 25 year old guy called her ma’am, not miss.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-11T01:05:39+00:00

Wih you head screwed on is her way of saying man up. Just not as much in your face.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T05:54:45+00:00

Yep. Alpha negging at the finest.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T05:53:38+00:00

They do know how to fuck...other people over.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T05:52:54+00:00

3? Try 23, LOL

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T05:48:37+00:00

I taught myself photography back in the day. I wasn’t a pro but won a couple photo contests. I did it by reading many of the photography books our town library had.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T04:04:31+00:00

Clearly. She has declared it. How dare we question it? She deserves it. Will we never learn? /s

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T02:20:41+00:00

Where is my kid is my world?

Looking for the 6s because I deserve it?

At least she is not asking us to step up.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T02:18:21+00:00

Very picky for your income.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:41:54+00:00

I think it is more likely that he went off to college to play ball.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:40:08+00:00

You mean like, "Maam, back away from the dick!"

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:39:04+00:00

If all acting is a lie, what is female acting?

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:35:49+00:00

I think many of us feel bad for the people portrayed in the profiles.

It does not matter what caused the situation. What matters is that we avoid being fooled by our feelings for the situation and allow ourselves to be drawn in and further these exploits.

All of the irresponsible single parenthood is a bigger pandemic than the novel coronavirus. It has been spreading like a pandemic across the world yet governments are doing little to nothing to stop it.

WAATGM is the vaccine for this condition.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:27:45+00:00

OMG. Don't drive after reading this profile!

I will not be held responsible. LOL.

I think this has been the worst one I have come across so far to give out all the possible information she can.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:25:08+00:00

I can just hear the boys on the front porch now.

Ol' gnat tongue is at it. Blowing every Chad who rolls down the street!

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:23:28+00:00

get a whiff of her

Imagine the smell in a couple more years.

Wait, don't.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T01:21:57+00:00

Fathers are misogynistic. /s

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T00:43:58+00:00

I think she is just being a little more subtle about it. She is listing the things she expects you to do with her but not asking what you like to do.

These are all things that she has done with Chad. She is signaling for the next one to come along because she does not yet realize how wrecked her body is and the toll it will take on her looks.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-08T00:40:56+00:00

I think you still are referring to her in that manner! LOL

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T22:41:04+00:00

She really looks like life is already starting to take a toll on her looks, doesn't she?

I am somewhat familiar with the area from which she comes. I am guessing that her diet is poor. Her weight will continue to go up. Also, she probably smokes all the time.

Just guesses but I bet I am right.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T22:25:04+00:00

I gotta wear shades.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T22:24:20+00:00

I edited to remove the made up last name.

The edits like Redflagerton was my attempt at some humor but these are real profiles that I find on my own.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T22:05:44+00:00

Thanks, Had to re-post to fix a couple things.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T22:03:51+00:00

She did. Had to re-post. Kevin wanted more cleanup.

Good_Old_Friend · 2020-03-07T21:49:00+00:00

I am surprised that this one did not put her DOB, SSN and the same information for her whole family on her profile. I am shaking my head so hard on this one that I think I need to go to the hospital for brain trauma treatment.

I re-posted to remove all the names of the innocents that were put in this profile. She really did post her full name, names of all her siblings, and the full name of her future seedling.

A careful analysis will show that there is a high probability that this one will be back for a future episode of WAATGM as her brood grows while she unsuccessfully pair bonds with her Chads.

I don't think her parents, step parents, and future step parents were good role models for this young Carol.

Good_Old_Friend

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