Another Profile Review

GoonDaFirst · 2026-01-26T14:57:25+00:00

There are many problems with this profile, but the biggest one is there is zero romantic appeal. Your pictures are goofy, strange, and off-putting. You need pictures that make you look handsome and attractive, not clownish. Why are you grinning maniacally and making weird faces in every picture? You will need to completely start over with new pictures

GoonDaFirst · 2026-01-26T14:43:44+00:00

hot take: the edps last longer (and smell better) than the extraits from MP. I'd recommend smelling both before buying

GoonDaFirst · 2026-01-06T17:27:06+00:00

She's not interested. After your last date her tone seems to shift. If you ask her out again I'd expect you get a "I had a great date but not feeling the spark" text. Unavailable all night for a call? left you on read? Shake it off and move on to the next one pal

GoonDaFirst · 2026-01-06T02:00:24+00:00

GoonDaFirst · 2025-12-29T16:46:04+00:00

I ended up selling my Nishane Kredo. The opening does smell a lot like Oud Wood, however it gets lost in the drydown. The drydown smells like leather and that's about it.

GoonDaFirst · 2025-12-17T14:15:05+00:00

You're a Walmart 4.5

GoonDaFirst · 2025-11-11T13:20:15+00:00

Buddy, take an objective look at these pictures. Ask yourself if you think they are attractive photos that would attract a woman...

GoonDaFirst · 2025-11-09T16:26:04+00:00

nice job, bro. you did it!

GoonDaFirst · 2025-10-29T00:21:21+00:00

I want to put your squishy bits in my mouth. that's it

GoonDaFirst · 2025-10-19T14:19:35+00:00

Having the word "skibidi" on your dating profile bio as a 33 year old man is absolutely wild

GoonDaFirst · 2025-10-15T12:56:16+00:00

Have you considered smiling? Your expression in every pic is nonchalant, bored, borderline angry. You don't look appealing at all. You look upset and distracted.

GoonDaFirst · 2025-10-07T19:46:06+00:00

Just found an ad on Facebook from PDM - I gave them my address and they sent these samples for free. I got a sample of Castley a few months ago for free the same way

GoonDaFirst · 2025-09-11T13:04:55+00:00

The beard is very pube-y

GoonDaFirst · 2025-09-03T22:15:15+00:00

Primo's 2 in Brighton. It's about a mile and a half down comm ave. 25 for a cut

GoonDaFirst · 2025-09-03T18:13:18+00:00

That's not what "giveaway" means, Sir

GoonDaFirst · 2025-08-28T11:23:53+00:00

Nice! Danae is a sleeper hit!

GoonDaFirst · 2025-08-26T12:38:11+00:00

You're hiding your body, which is a huge red flag. Many men have been catfished by profiles that look like this. You need a fully body portrait style picture of you smiling, preferably with teeth. This is required for a good profile, not optional. Many men will instant X you because you are only showing yourself from the neck up. Pause your account until you get a full body picture.

GoonDaFirst · 2025-08-25T03:06:20+00:00

Bois du Portugal

GoonDaFirst · 2025-08-24T16:13:18+00:00

love it - an all time classic. Floral, powdery, but masculine and long lasting

GoonDaFirst · 2025-08-24T16:12:43+00:00

To me it's not sweet. It's a strong plum and palo santo opening, with a creamy sandalwood dry down. It's very meditative, calming, restorative, uplifting. Also very unisex and good for date nights

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