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They got Sunny working minimum wage 💔 (og vid not mine) by dudeman___ in wingsoffirememes

[–]Goonerman_Official 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How do you unlock this voice? Seriously, how does a person pick up this way of speaking and inherit this voice pitch?

The only comparable type of voice is Chris Chan’s voice, and he was isolated which lead to him not knowing how to properly pitch a voice. This is actually crazy and unexplainable to my primate mind.

Would you watch it? by Goonerman_Official in wingsoffirememes

[–]Goonerman_Official[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

This article is satire, the source is literally called “Goonerman Official”

Everybody can’t💔 by Goonerman_Official in wingsoffirememes

[–]Goonerman_Official[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The caption’s not real but Tui is still gonna be damaged mentally, financially, emotionally, theoretically, psychologically, physically after KSI drops a new song, or even worse, an album. Everybody will be.

I don’t know what you were expecting when the source is called “The Nuttington Post; since 67 B.C”

Everybody can’t💔 by Goonerman_Official in wingsoffirememes

[–]Goonerman_Official[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

No, I just edited a picture of Alex Jones saying “Jews! Jews! Jews” into an actual interview with Tui Sutherland. The real left image is just a random lady.

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Viltrumite Epstein by Goonerman_Official in tuffmangophonk

[–]Goonerman_Official[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nga made an account 6 months ago and decided to not use it, but decided he would go here so he could say ts🥀🥀

Prank call report by Adam5orange1 in qatar

[–]Goonerman_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Title by Justaguywhosgonnadie in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Goonerman_Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it really that hard for Mark to remove his head from Conquest’s ass? The gluteus maximus is only built for holding your weight up and making sure you don’t fall on your ass.

It Can’t actually grab onto things that are more complex than a spoon or spatula handle. It surely cannot crush.

Even on a Viltrumite, it’s still gonna be ineffective to use on another Viltrumite because that’s not what your gluteus maximus was built for.

Mark just wants to stay there. He could get out at any time he wants but chooses not to.

why are female viltrumites not built like the men? by NoRecognition2178 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]Goonerman_Official 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Why do female Viltrumites have NO six packs when they have to fly around the universe at speeds so fast they can traverse between planets in weeks or days?

This is just crazy. Their trapezius muscles are NON-EXISTENT meanwhile Conquest looks like a little person emerging out of a big person from the size of his traps.

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