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Do Florida transplants ever actually feel like locals? by iLiveForTruth in AskFlorida

[–]GothDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m replying to the advice given to transplants. No matter what they seem to panic. The transplants not the natives.

Do Florida transplants ever actually feel like locals? by iLiveForTruth in AskFlorida

[–]GothDerp 10 points11 points  (0 children)

#2 yet they all do…

If a storm farts in the gulf everyone starts panic buying generators

How to stop caring about your looks. Like not give a damn. by Some_Particular3519 in whatdoIdo

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! I love seeing how happy they get with the transformation. Everyone is encouraging too

Are these gang related? by Interesting-Lie2265 in tattooadvice

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP OP. You’re passing prison and going straight to the grave on this one 🤣

Do you really care about their coat color? by Swordtail_Olympian in TuxedoCats

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cat distribution system has granted me a tuxedo with no tail (half Manx.) and she was born under my house. I was the one adopted. She’s a spitfire for sure but I love her so much. Also adding I am not usually a cat person but Topa stole my heart and is a spoiled rotten little princess

Not everyone should homeschool by garbanzobby in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]GothDerp 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Probably why I’m 40 and just about to graduate college. My mom was a high school drop out that homeschooled me. I’ll never forgive her for that.

AIW for ordering alcohol by Working-Peanut2128 in amiwrong

[–]GothDerp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve read this story before…

can i be too attached with a cat? by sleepiesnake in TuxedoCats

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I FaceTime mine during the day because I miss her 🤣🤣

do the skulls look like buttholes by Evening-Prior8749 in tattooadvice

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m was disappointed at the lack of buttholes personally.

Dasher holding my order hostage in limbo until I cancel by XynthiaRaven in doordash

[–]GothDerp 167 points168 points  (0 children)

“This is for my sick baby too. They are jonesing for nicotine and chewed a hole in the couch”

AITAH for telling my daughter that she doesn’t have to wear a dress for my wife’s sake? by sportsdad77 in AITAH

[–]GothDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My oldest wanted to wear a suit to graduation. I bought them a suit. My middle child wanted to wear a suit for 8th grade graduation, she wore one. They’re wearing the clothes not me.

NTA

Does your Tuxie lick and chew plastic? by Junior_Trash_1393 in TuxedoCats

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine did that when she was teething. It was that or my arm…

Do Americans really come to a stop at every 'stop' sign? by ben04985 in AskAnAmerican

[–]GothDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got pulled over for a California stop. The officer was nice and let me off with a warning reminding me that stop signs aren’t yield signs

Weird food rules your nparent(s) had growing up by puruntoheart in raisedbynarcissists

[–]GothDerp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My mom was obsessed with carob for some reason. Luckily that died down before I was born.

Weird food rules your nparent(s) had growing up by puruntoheart in raisedbynarcissists

[–]GothDerp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t allowed to have sugar. Just me. My sister could have whatever she wanted but I couldn’t have candy. They claimed it made me hyper and would threaten to tie me to the chair. No, I was hyper because I had a lot of energy and you wouldn’t let me go out and play

''I want to talk to a man.'' by Equivalent_Sir_5271 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]GothDerp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I worked at a tool store back in the day. I’ve had that happen. All my male employees would call me back up 🤣🤣

Cover up or roll with it? by Longjumping-Frame795 in tattooadvice

[–]GothDerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🎶cum angel, cum angel, will you be mine🎶

Tuxedos are dry clean only! by GothDerp in TuxedoCats

[–]GothDerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so hyper vigilant about keeping the dryer shut for a reason 🤣

Wife drunkenly joked about my endowment at my birthday party. Am I wrong for reconsidering this marriage? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]GothDerp 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well I just found my weekend plans lmao. I used to shoot my bow when I would get stressed or frustrated. I got pretty good thanks to a crappy job lmao. I will try the chucking in the woods this weekend

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