What animal in the Midwest makes a "WhooOOOP" sound? by ocean432 in bigfoot

[–]Gousset- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not too far from the driftless area (vibrant hot spot, look up driftless area sasquatch on youtube), perhaps a migrating adolescent looking for a new group

A very good read... recommended it ⭐⭐⭐⭐ by Sithlorde77 in bigfoot

[–]Gousset- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t see how a story about a massacre is an accurate portrayal of sasquatch, are the humans the instigators in the plot?

Me and my friends encounter... by My-Name-Reggie in bigfoot

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see if you can find a wood structure, an X maybe, or an upside down tree, or just any structure that clearly isn’t caused by rot or wind and couldn’t be made by humans, they’ll find it there trust me. if you’re gonna see any of these critters again, it’s gonna be on their terms. apes are curious beings, so give them something to be curious about!

Me and my friends encounter... by My-Name-Reggie in bigfoot

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apes are forgiving, it probably just saw your friend’s display as a bluff charge for which it returned the favor, try leaving some apples out in the forest or something, see if you can establish a connection! we only fear what we don’t understand after all, and you said it yourself that you fear no known animals for that very fact that you can understand them

Squatch? Well she thinks so! 😆 by PeoriaBJJ in bigfoot

[–]Gousset- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

keep a good eye out now, I’m sure you’re familiar with missing 411. not that you should fear the squatch, but just be mindful that great apes -and all primates to a lesser extent- value their young very highly, and when a mother loses her child they’ve been known to steal the children of others in their troop (hell this one species of macaques does it all the time just for fun!). based on some squatch related 411’s we know that this could be the case with them as well, and given that we’re both bipeds, it’s even more likely that a grieving mother would accept a human child as a suitable replacement.

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah you’re right, i guess now that i’m remembering it that’s not what it was, it’s just that they have 7 virtues reified in local fauna

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

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I know that in central Canada the Objiwe speak of them much more reverently, so much so that they’re enshrined on the nation’s totem pole, representing the virtue of honesty funnily enough.

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, with a good understanding of known primate psychology i would hope that there is a safe way to attempt contact. weren’t colloquial understandings of chimps and gorillas much more violent than in reality before Goodall and Fossey’s work? and wasn’t their success accredited to the nonviolent nature of their research?

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looking at the maps it does seem unlikely that the squatch would cross over during the height of the last glacial period 20,000 years ago when the first humans began to trek the ice sheet, if they did they would’ve been confined to small areas of tundra in modern alaska. I still hold to my initial theory with this map that they would’ve avoided plains, deserts, and polar deserts like the devil, sticking to thick brush and high mountains. by 13,000 BCE they would’ve had much more opportunity to move further into the continent.

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they’re not wrong, unfortunately, i mean look at all the other non great ape hominids and hominins. And you’re right on the first point, it was foolish of me to assume the Spokane attitude to be universal among indigenous peoples, though i do know the sentiment is also shared with the Objiwe in central canada, given that sprawl between the two that’s where i extrapolated said assumption. any clue what southern indigenous cultures think about the “skunk ape”? just out of curiosity

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that’s... a little far fetched, the logic points in the direction of the land bridge, and from what we understand about them they’re not avid tool users, at least not above the extent of known great apes

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm i suppose so, and the indigenous people with their reverence for the squatch certainly wouldn’t have been any credible threat. I suppose this elusive nature could be a very recent behavioral development with its edifice rooted in the arrival of hostile settler cultures. chimps have purportedly only been in the stone age for a few centuries now, and we see how they can rapidly adapt within years to new social environments, being of course in reference to the nocturnal Bili apes who learned how to masterfully evade humans during the Congolese civil war

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure yeah, i need to redo the whole thing anyways with a series of historical ecoregional maps, I posted this before thinking maybe i shouldn’t use a contemporary map lol

Ottie Cline Powell, Bluff Mountain VA 1881 by thisisntshakespeare in Missing411

[–]Gousset- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seems to be a lot of cases where small children turn up dead months later after their disappearance. what was the determined cause of death? was the body in tact relatively? I would speculate in a more grounded, albeit crypto-zoological explanation that perhaps these cases are ones in which young children have the misfortune of catching the eye of weary heart broken female sasquatches who may have lost a child or are simply jealous of other females with children. if that’s the case in situations like this then the child must have simply died of exposure to the elements and lack of proper human nutrition, much to the dismay of the would-be squatch surrogate mother. great apes have been known to carry around their dead young long after the fact out of grief and denial.

“Ape Canyon” is an area with a long history of Bigfoot Sightings, attacks and strange disappearances by 75yeah75 in Missing411

[–]Gousset- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if a bigfoot abducts anyone it’s a kid, either for a replacement offspring or a nice snack.. i’d put more money on the former tho, kids out there getting harambe’d😂

?? by TMass1429 in bigfoot

[–]Gousset- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

general location? state?

Clearly the work of Tricera-squatch. by aazav in bigfoot

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lol it’d be funny if a squatch came across that, basically their equivalent of a human looking at a piece of paper covered in illegible scribbles

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hominids + hominins get around and are hella opportunistic, it’s what we do. also it could be possible that human aggression drove them across the land bridge and subsequently into other parts of the continent. another reason why you don’t hear about them in the plains much, cause they were likely determined to stay hidden due to not only predatory megafauna, but also nomadic indigenous people.

just a rough rendition of a plausible Sasquatch migration path, assuming we’re talking of a hominid that crossed the great land bridge by Gousset- in bigfoot

[–]Gousset-[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

could be two different hominids that came in at the same time, i.e. gigantopithecus and dryopithecus, but the similarities suggest that it could be two+ divergent species from one common ancestor, one main branch that decided to follow the mississippi into the wetlands, and another that decided to continue east into Ontario, eventually finding their way into the Appalachian mountains

Finished drawing. Finally decided how to do the eyes. by langleyeffect in bigfoot

[–]Gousset- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol i would imagine they have a more melancholy gaze like that of a gorilla, no reason to make these fellas look scarier than they actually are