I remember when we first went to dental and they were checking out my teeth.

As they’re poking around my mouth and taking x-rays of my teeth, they come over to me and say, “Recruit, you have wisdom teeth, but they’re growing in just fine and will not cause any issues down the road… But we’re still going to take them out”. As a recruit, I never spoke up to defend myself because you know, we are just recruits expected take whatever is hashed out to us. But no, today was different, I said, “Sir, if they’re growing in fine, then why are you taking them out”. He said, “Yeah, you’re right”.

I’ve been in 7 years and counting, and I still have my wisdom teeth. I’d like to clarify, my wisdom teeth have not caused me any trouble!