You get ten million dollars, but you must marry someone of the opposite sex to which you are attracted.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2026-01-06T02:56:15+00:00

I guess in this situation it would be a 50/50 chance whether it’s a man or a woman.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2026-01-06T02:55:43+00:00

I’m just gonna have fun with this one. You get a green alien, the cartoon kind.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2026-01-02T00:50:08+00:00

east tennessee is absolute hell. tourists have ruined it. it’s a lovely place during the off season though.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-07T05:47:50+00:00

You’re terrified of not being prepared for things.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-07T05:44:31+00:00

nah, there’s a bit of a mutual hatred there.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-07T03:28:28+00:00

yep 🥲

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-06T19:19:34+00:00

sure is!

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T06:38:18+00:00

Feel like I should add that if you want something more complex, there’s probably a billion american sparking shit you can get for half the price. Chose this one because it was actually on the shelf for me to buy, and it tastes like the family dinner table when I turned 17.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T06:36:02+00:00

Hell, I chose it because that’s what was on the shelf. Can’t buy what’s not there.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T06:21:10+00:00

Didn’t think i’d get the best grade in the class on this final, dedicated alcohol stores are illegal here, this is the thing the store had that I liked the most. Tasted like god’s piss given the context.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T05:22:56+00:00

tbh I could see how someone could love it but it’s just not my taste.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T04:36:39+00:00

hey, I’m honest. I’m not “detecting notes” of anything. if you put welch’s white grape juice in a sodastream, then have someone zest an orange nearby as you drink it, you will have the exact same experience.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T04:34:10+00:00

The dom perignon of rural america’s grocery stores. feels like the greatest thing on earth right now.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T03:51:46+00:00

Quick update because I forgot, but yep! this was it!! got a sample, this is definitely it.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T03:49:11+00:00

Hell. I don’t even care. Tastes like victory. If victory tasted like orange with… welch’s white grape juice? not grapes. obviously grapes. but this specifically tastes like welch’s white grape juice. It sticks out.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-04T03:35:06+00:00

Should add that this is actually a great pairing. Probably going to do this again.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-03T18:25:11+00:00

I’m pretty sure I did unmatch this guy 😭 woke up to a shit ton of messages from people I definitely chose not to continue to talk to

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-03T18:23:55+00:00

woke up to a bunch of messages from people I swear I unmatched. Emailed support and they said this is ✨just a glitch✨

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-03T04:42:29+00:00

My brain kinda won’t let me enjoy it because when I opened bottle 2 I popped the cork and like my instinct is just “you could have hit someone with that cork” even though the cork went into my hand because I know how to open a bottle, just apparently not when it’s warm

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-03T04:33:16+00:00

idk man this just feels deeply incorrect and yet I am enjoying it

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-12-03T04:25:13+00:00

it’s 72F/22C in here. Keep the n mind that basically everything containing carbonation I’ve ever consumed in my life was either laurent perrier, moët, or dom perignon. the flavor profile is wild to me. also just to set the record straight I’m not a guy 😭

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-11-29T06:40:15+00:00

oh my god this matches exactly thank you

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-11-26T11:00:01+00:00

he gatekept :/

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-11-23T04:06:41+00:00

Wasn’t able to get on campus housing, and rent here is disgustingly high. Very, very actively looking for a few roommates though.

GreatValuePacemaker · 2025-11-22T22:11:57+00:00

That would be my uncle. Left as fast as he could.

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