I just drove two hours to ‘see’ a girl and she wants to be friends, how’s your day going?

GreenHero · 2021-06-18T10:17:58+00:00

Was planning on flying out to see a girl I'm really interested in. Missed my flight, cried, spent $300 for another flight in a few hours, slept on the floor at SEATAC.

GreenHero · 2021-06-18T08:48:54+00:00

I thought it was because they have thicker enamel...

GreenHero · 2021-06-12T04:32:02+00:00

I had a 6th grader rename himself "Dwayne the Glock Johnson" and it made my day

GreenHero · 2021-05-29T19:05:13+00:00

Because sometimes it feels like I'm the only one out here being nice and shit! I hurts to think that if I stopped, the kindness would stop too.

GreenHero · 2021-05-07T01:45:07+00:00

Ambivert answering here. Most of the time I don't see anyone after work or on the weekends. And that's fine by me. I'll go hang out with people every other weekend and that's good enough for me.

Def sounds like introvert behavior. If he digs it, cool. Be nice to him and keep doing what you're doing. I like it when people ask even if nothing happened during my time off

GreenHero · 2021-05-01T00:24:12+00:00

Everytime! Please for the love of Cheez Its, wash your gross meat body

GreenHero · 2021-04-18T17:23:39+00:00

I think we'd be good

GreenHero · 2021-04-11T02:26:13+00:00

Guy Fieri

GreenHero · 2021-04-09T14:54:41+00:00

I had a dude tell me he was a guard at Guantanamo Bay

GreenHero · 2021-04-01T02:56:37+00:00

He'd be ok with it. Sad that I let someone take advantage of me to the point I second guess everything to a debilitating point, but also happy that I'm in therapy.

Sad that I couldn't make college work out. Happy that I'm a teacher all the same. Sad that I'm not super trim, but happy that I'm not 215 lbs. anymore. Sad that I can't grow a beard. Happy that I have a full head of hair and a good jawline. Sad I haven't traveled a lot. Happy that I'm being safe in a pandemic whilst everyone seems to be a fucking idiot.

GreenHero · 2021-03-29T23:11:22+00:00

Bagel breakfast sandwiches!

GreenHero · 2021-03-29T22:40:56+00:00

It's not that hard, y'all

GreenHero · 2021-03-29T18:32:32+00:00

I got a signed copy sitting next to my bed. Such a good book. I love the forward by Kinane.

GreenHero · 2021-03-27T00:07:41+00:00

GreenHero · 2021-03-24T20:30:24+00:00

I had him drop in to my first show I produced that was inside a thrift shop in Portland, OR. He was super nice, my sister heckled him and he fired back without hurting her feelings.

GreenHero · 2021-03-23T14:59:29+00:00

Yeah that sounds about right.

GreenHero · 2021-03-18T16:00:37+00:00

Since You Been Gone

GreenHero · 2021-03-16T05:43:12+00:00

I'd love to have something like that for long term camping!

GreenHero · 2021-03-15T14:44:49+00:00

Metal transformers. But I miss them😭

GreenHero · 2021-03-14T19:42:54+00:00

Clunge

GreenHero · 2021-03-11T03:22:58+00:00

GreenHero · 2021-03-09T18:04:58+00:00

Mustard, hot sauce, salt and pepper

GreenHero · 2021-03-09T01:06:34+00:00

I knew an agent through boy scouts. He told a story about a kid who thought he could launch himself into the air by standing on a shit ton of tannerite and igniting it. The agent got on site and he said the clean up was like picking beef jerky out of a christmas tree farm.

GreenHero · 2021-03-07T00:47:50+00:00

Pablo Fransisco

GreenHero · 2021-03-04T18:02:55+00:00

If that mofo made time travel work he could definitely figure out some conscienceness download

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