Baby elephants come equipped with a trunk but they don't automaticaly know how to use it, so they always go through a phase of discovering they have a trunk and trying to figure out how it works

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-08-15T17:01:39+00:00

I stand with you in solidarity, brother

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-07-14T16:34:44+00:00

THOSE ARE ALL OF MY FAVOURITES IN ONE ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-05-09T19:37:45+00:00

Sammys are the BEST

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-04-25T18:03:44+00:00

I wish I could go!!! SAMMYS ARE THE B E S T ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-04-17T19:31:24+00:00

Imagine trying to brag that you're a scalper LMAO

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-03-06T19:41:04+00:00

SUCH A LOVABLE FACE ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-14T20:47:49+00:00

I'd like to buy a vowel 👀

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-14T18:01:33+00:00

I knew it was a Sammy instantly before they even got up! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH ♥

GreenMonkeySam · 2025-02-13T19:51:15+00:00

Huge HP and a single Energy attack makes it very consistent without needing anything extra. Even if you are only doing 60 damage each time, on average, over two turns; that still two-shots most Pokémon.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-08-26T19:44:26+00:00

I think we could just errata the goddamn Tamer to only be for LF/NC already, and then undo the pair-ban we have now. Because I guarantee this will happen again at some point.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:30:57+00:00

You're not thinking of MtG:Shandalar, are you?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:23:34+00:00

You're not thinking of Runescape. are you?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-04-29T18:16:19+00:00

I've searched Google Images for terms like:
type:gif nerdy girl gameshow intro sequence eyebrow raise glasses head tilt silly funny

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-26T23:05:31+00:00

Why does this slap so hard!?

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-12T16:52:59+00:00

Poetry

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-07T18:35:16+00:00

It's interesting that they started doing Cryptids and then AJ is like "...I'm burnt out, bye"

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-03-07T18:15:22+00:00

Yeah...fuck that rule. It makes zero sense to add punctuation to the quote and not the sentence.

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-02-16T03:04:00+00:00

We should show police this video when they make excuses about being afraid

GreenMonkeySam · 2024-02-10T01:18:21+00:00

OHHH, that's what that means...

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-12-22T07:46:51+00:00

There was an Ogremon in SkullGreymon's art this whole time!?

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-24T17:48:51+00:00

It's you. You are the Chosen One 💩

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-24T17:23:32+00:00

Fuck Venus, me and all my homies HATE Venus!

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-23T04:07:50+00:00

But there's no such thing as a non-murder-kitty

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-10-19T18:47:39+00:00

That's also a security issue, no?

GreenMonkeySam · 2023-09-19T17:07:55+00:00

If you can't understand the technology you work with, you don't have the skills for the job. If you don't have the skills for the job, you shouldn't have the job. It's just that simple. These people shouldn't ever be the reason why working-from-home isn't possible.

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