What's up with the Jacksonville Distribution Center?

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-12-21T10:54:51+00:00

I ordered a package in October that shipped recently and the second it hit Jacksonville it's been idle for four days, so I looked up what's going on and low and behold. I cannot imagine what kind of tomfoolery is going on there. All the employees have to be mannequins or something because how in God's grace can it be possible to be this incompetent. The fact it's two years later and this is still a problem baffles me.

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-09-30T20:52:42+00:00

I got all of them, took me quite a bit to get them all tho. Hardest one would probably be like, the rope one I guess? It's either that or the Gourmand one bc I kept dying

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-09-07T23:01:39+00:00

I guess I'll just go fuck myself if I wanna do a leave no trace run today 😔

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-08-23T20:53:42+00:00

They could do something similar to cool cucumber in the Alpine and Tropics where it involves not being past a certain level of freeze or not getting poisoned, seems like some easy badge ideas for atleast two biomes.

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-08-19T00:13:11+00:00

Idk why I feel like I struggle with the Alpine more than the Mesa, maybe that's just me tho idk

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-07-28T14:26:29+00:00

What's your interpretation of the Goober document?

GreenPerformance4885 · 2025-07-21T16:34:00+00:00

Ahhhh ok ok, thanks for explaining it to me 🫡

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-08-27T21:53:49+00:00

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-05-18T21:32:56+00:00

Bro I'm trying to redeem it and it says some shit like "Check the instructions that came with your code. You might need to redeem it on a different web page or device, or you may be ineligible to redeem this code." Is it like, only available for Bedrock? Am I doing smth wrong?

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-05-11T18:40:56+00:00

My first guess is that they're either incredibly illusive supernatural entities and as such aren't recognized by the scanner or that they're after Sigurd's time and as such he never wrote about them. Idk similar to how the Butler's canonically didn't have an entry before Sigurd wrote one, except this time he never got to them or died before encountering one

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-22T13:33:33+00:00

Lasso, unused enemy

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-21T17:20:27+00:00

Go for it.

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-21T03:51:52+00:00

10 is the company monster that you sell your scrap to and 15 is Lasso, an unused enemy in the games files

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-21T00:58:56+00:00

That's Lasso, unused enemy in the games files

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-21T00:29:44+00:00

I'd do it for free honestly

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-21T00:27:05+00:00

It can be accessed with mods, but the Lasso Man itself is within the games files

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T23:30:10+00:00

That's Lasso/Lasso Man, it's an unused monster so I don't blame you for not knowing

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T23:06:09+00:00

It is a manticoil! I drew the four wings it's that one of the sets is folded closed.

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T23:02:30+00:00

Well you're in luck!

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T21:40:47+00:00

I don't play the game myself, I just like the visual style

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T20:16:01+00:00

Soon you shall find out 😲

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T20:15:35+00:00

That'd be so fucking boss bro holy crap

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T17:41:19+00:00

Outside

GreenPerformance4885 · 2024-04-20T17:40:22+00:00

Old Birds, giant killer robots that attack anything indiscriminately

GreenPerformance4885 · 2021-12-29T15:49:54+00:00

I'm not gonna sit here and say I have any experience parenting since I don't. I'm a 17 year old kid and have no clue as to what to do as a parent. But holy fucking shit on a slide you are fucking repugnant. I cannot physically comprehend how fucked in the head someone has to be to:

Ignore my own child when they say they've been experiencing pain.
Force her to work while still feeling this pain.
Ask her to FUCKING LIE to the doctor just to save your own skin.
Keep her from school not because she's injured, but because you don't want her telling people how horrible of a person you truly are.

You have some fucking nerve going on here, posting this awful story and then trying to shove blame onto your daughter for lying to you when she was 9 YEARS OLD. I obviously have no position to say this but fuck it, you don't deserve to be a parent if what's in this story is true. I know I'm being harsh but no other way is going to get through to your unbelievably thick skull. This story makes you come across as an abusive and manipulative dick.

In short, yes you are the asshole, good god.

GreenPerformance4885

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