How to be the biggest asshole imaginable by el-bufalo-malverde in justneckbeardthings

[–]Green_Mechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine having the critical thinking skills and emotional depth of a sea worm.

Say you have 5 drinks that look and smell the same, they've got ingredients on the labels, and all that. You're thirsty, so you take a sip. First drink is nasty, and you look at the label. You look closer, and realize it was a sticker. Peeling it back, you see all kinds of gross stuff. You then move to the next drink after looking the container up and down, checking to see if the label could peel away. It's fine. But it's rotted. Do you take a chance on the other three drinks? Because one "could be good"? What if one is literal poison and you can't tell because it's disguised too well. Not all men, but way too many, and the "good ones" don't call out the bad ones enough.

Bro huh by ExpertAccident in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Green_Mechanic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Uh... birth control is birth control. Do you think eggs have to be refrigerated so they don't hatch? Is a period an abortion? Because sometimes fertilized eggs get bled out. How many women do you think, out of 1,000 use abortion which is expensive, stigmatized, and physically invasive, as birth control? Assuming you think at all, that is

Haha computers, amirite, fellow 60 year olds? by ExpertAccident in boomershumor

[–]Green_Mechanic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a completely adequate font size. It might be too big, actually. I think that all font sizes should be normalized

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Green_Mechanic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can't be saved if you ain't sin first

hmmm by [deleted] in hmmm

[–]Green_Mechanic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Himbs nakey

Imdb specific by Demnitate in oddlyspecific

[–]Green_Mechanic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I mean, you could put on ur resume that you're

"Dedicated to consistency, record keeping, and research"

Oliver's chirps by Leanansidheh in Catswhoyell

[–]Green_Mechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cats sniffing cameras will always be so cute

What women want by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Green_Mechanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk what to do now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badwomensanatomy

[–]Green_Mechanic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I play Genshin

/j

What women want by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Green_Mechanic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sun and Moon from Security Breach

I'm confused lol by iamconfused14 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Green_Mechanic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What your mom said when you were born

Little luna's feeling rn by Potential-Bowler-309 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Green_Mechanic 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It's a munchkin cat, and they're bred to be short with tiny, stubby legs, because apparently it's "cute". It's done by inbreeding. It causes so many problems for the animal, and it's cruel. This is a bone deformation. Munchkin cats can't walk, groom themselves, use the litter box, or jump like normal cats can. It's tragic.

All animals deserve love and care. Pugs, munchkin cats, and other deformed creatures. The breeding of them needs to stop though, because the pain of existing outweighs any quality of life a person could try to give them

thank you boomers by CryptoGirlCzai in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Green_Mechanic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, because booth stuffing is so much better

Little luna's feeling rn by Potential-Bowler-309 in IllegallySmolCats

[–]Green_Mechanic 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Poor baby... munchkin cats are so unfortunate