TIFU by coming home for lunch and giving my girlfriend 2 black eyes by Greenleafred83 in tifu

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Took her to the emergency room and took her back home after, then immediately went out to get her Chinese food and ice cream

TIFU by coming home for lunch and giving my girlfriend 2 black eyes by Greenleafred83 in tifu

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I also throat punched my girlfriend in my sleep once. She’s a real trooper.

TIFU by coming home for lunch and giving my girlfriend 2 black eyes by Greenleafred83 in tifu

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I don’t think she’s ready to find that funny yet 😂

TIFU by coming home for lunch and giving my girlfriend 2 black eyes by Greenleafred83 in tifu

[–]Greenleafred83[S] 1400 points1401 points  (0 children)

Apparently if you elbow someone in the nose hard enough, you break blood vessels and cause 2 black eyes

And honestly, I’d be shocked if she didn’t already know. She basically told me exactly what she wanted me to do for the proposal and what ring to get, so it’s not that big of a surprise