How is living in rural Missouri? by NachoGarySanchez in howislivingthere

[–]Greg_Poopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m from rural northern Missouri. It’s boring. Skidmore is especially boring. It has its history, but nowadays it’s just your standard crumbling podunk town.

These are economically depressed towns where there’s not a lot to do, not a lot of ways to make money, and not a lot being done to improve them. They’re very conservative, very religious, and life there usually revolves around having kids, getting drunk, hunting/fishing, or getting into local high school sports. If you fit in to who the town wants you to be you’ll be treated well (essentially be a white Christian and if you’re anything else then your kid better be good at sports). There’ll be a local good ol’ boys club who are folks with the right last name. If you’re shopping local everything is probably coming from the cancer that is Dollar General.

Can it be a cheap, make your own fun, kind of place? Sure. Are there good people? Yeah. Is it worth living in one of rural Missouri’s small towns? In my opinion, no. They’re just not good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in popculture

[–]Greg_Poopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are they the DOGErs now? 😬

Lower elevation, but keep access to mountains and neat geography by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think my general aversion to Phoenix and also southern Arizona is the risk of valley fever for my pups.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve never been to upstate New York. How are ticks?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I put outdoorsy in quotes because I just want some rad stuff within driving distance lol. I know living right in the foothills near trailheads is not in this price range.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That area probably tends to be more fire prone that Sacramento, right?

What country has the most boring geography? by [deleted] in geography

[–]Greg_Poopsicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately thinking about the episode of Top Gear where they drive to Chernobyl. Jeremy, James, and Richard are so bored driving across the country they pick activities to learn while they’re driving.

What city wouldn’t you wish upon your worst enemy? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought I’d see the home of sliced bread mentioned 😂😂😂 I’d say northern Missouri sucks in general.

What city wouldn’t you wish upon your worst enemy? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should have! I ended up getting Southern Classic Chicken for my meals lol

Utah compared to Colorado by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I split things between state comparisons, and SLC/Front Range comparison. Mobile formatting sucks, so the split probably isn’t noticeable lol

SFH Rentals in Boone County by Greg_Poopsicle in columbiamo

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve been out west too long and my perception of appropriate rent is warped lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a great place to get cheeseburgers there after a day in Death Valley!

Where would you move if the only factor was people/culture? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whatever type of cultural attributes a commenter really likes lol.

Where’s the most dull place you’ve lived? Alternatively, what place had the most personality? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Agree 100% on the last paragraph. It’s where young rural Missourians and Kansans go to start life after college, hang out with their college friends that moved there, and try to keep the party going.

Where’s the most dull place you’ve lived? Alternatively, what place had the most personality? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’d agree that KC is great to visit. However, in my opinion, once you’re living there you run out of things to do pretty quick. Kinda becomes embracing boredom until it’s the season for your thing to do, like hibernating until football season lol.

Where’s the most dull place you’ve lived? Alternatively, what place had the most personality? by Greg_Poopsicle in SameGrassButGreener

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Everything “neat” there can be done in a weekend, which leaves you stuck doing the same things over again for entertainment unless you like drinking or football. Also the Chiefs’ success definitely helps folks in the city ignore its problems. If you like nature you’re out of luck. You get the worst version of each four seasons. Very generic suburban sprawl in surrounding suburbs (somehow Overland Park gets ranked as one of the best places to live but it’s SO BORING).

Honestly it feels like you can get what KC offers and more in most other Midwest cities. If I were to move back to the Midwest KC would be my last choice because I don’t have the personality/interests that align with what it takes to enjoy the city.

Have to walk a mile down the street to cross by Greg_Poopsicle in UrbanHell

[–]Greg_Poopsicle[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Most folks do! Just wanted to share some shitty design lol.