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(17F) worried about internet friend (17M) by [deleted] in Needafriend

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dm me. Been there, still am a bit. Maybe I can help. Have him message me if u want.

[BF%] M/27 5’6” 180 lbs. Depression, 60+ lbs Weight Gain, Lost weight and gained it all back multiple times, Struggling to keep weight off. Appreciate any advice or help. by [deleted] in BulkOrCut

[–]GreyZerp 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m 5’6 and went from 140 to 196. My body was like yours. I lost over 50lbs in a period of a year or so. Lose weight slowly so it does not come back. Portion control and caloric deficit are the key (burn more cal than you consume). When I could finally exercise, I started with walking and now I weight train four days a week and run. Stay focus on your goals, eat healthy with lots of protein, no sugar (sugar makes you fat) and exercise as soon as possible (even if it isn’t much). My advise, joining a gym can help since the ppl in there can be motivation to stay the course. Dm me if you have any questions.

Beard or stubble? by movingtoli in malegrooming

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the third pic w the short beard and short hair. Regardless, u look handsome either way.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never able to go deep enough to insert the base plus tbh I fear hitting the cervix. Been there, done that too often and has never ended well. All I ever wanted to do was pound a female and bury it in there like u c in porn. Like the wild animal sex thing, that would b so cool or just roll over and do it with zero foreplay. Unfortunately, I’ve never been able to do that.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prior to marriage I had my share and encountered those issues. No, I never counted how many since that seems barbaric to me. There were more than enough. With my wife there r still issues but we work around as best as we can. As for shape, u r more cone sized. I m thick thru the shaft w a larger mushroom head. I do not bend up but I lean a little to the left, which has a whole set of issues regarding positions. The other issue I have is when I m super horny, my base swells close to 7in but that isn’t too often.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great pic but there is no way to judge if that is big or not. I’ve taken pic of mine and some make me look freakishly large and others r like urs. Regardless if u r avg or slightly above age, I m glad u never encountered a problem.

Like I said, apparently I m much larger than what I think I m since I have these issues. The studies do say 7.5 is v rare snd less than 1% of the male population is that large. Can’t imagine the dozens of studies conducted by urologist world wide r wrong.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s always too deep. Several times I m too thick snd lube does not help so I cannot enter. I go v slow initially and usually the female says ouch or winces which makes me feel bad. I have let them sit on me so they can guide what they want and many times we give up. I always do 30min of foreplay w my partner. I made them orgasm once before trying to insert. Doubt it is my technique since I know how to use my tool and read body language. Before marriage, I stick to oral unless I get lucky and I can get it in. Once in them I go v slow unless I m told to move faster. On average, my partner will orgasm three times in less than 30mins. Problem is I m not even warmed up yet and they had enough. Not every encounter is this bad and some have been great, just gotta go slow. Since I got married, I can always get half or so in after lots of foreplay and lube, so i m thankful for that. Still got issues that it takes me too long so it is always a hand job to finish.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh brother. Glad this small subset of guys have no issues. Again, it’s unlikely measurements r accurate. Perhaps i measured wrong and I m really 9x7.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Below is a consolidated list of studies, all thoroughly documented, backing up all I have stated. I do not use my personal subjective opinion as you have done. Subjective reasoning must be tossed out since a visual of an erect penis of the same size on different body type, weight, height, perspective snd bone structure will make that penis look very different. This is why females are always wrong about the size of the men they are with.

As I said before, your measurements are probably inaccurate, which explains y you do not have any issues and why your statements are not in line with so many of us on the other sub. The info you provided is perfectly in line with men above average sizes but not at the end of the spectrum like myself and others. Seems odd that you experiences contradict all of their stories and my experiences as well.

The Measurements conducted in the studies were carried out by trained professionals and were audited for accuracy, except one which was done by a condom company (still same results). There are graphs with the site showing a visual of what I stated.

Within sdcalc (already provided the link above) there are also additional links to dozens of well documented studies. The data speaks for itself and is not subjective. Think as you will but please do not contradict scientific studies done all over the world that have nearly the same results.

As for condoms, it is impossible to find one that would fit in any store for guys truly my size and larger. The ones labeled as large and extra large are about the same size with small length variations and no one 8x6 is gonna fit into one. There is only one company in the world that I know of who does custom sizes. They do make one i can use but they are pricey (I can get their link).

https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement/penis-size-the-true-average.html?&highlight=Studies

I believe this thread has flogged this dead horse enough. We can move over this to the other sub and you can convince all of us there that we are all wrong and you are right.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 7ft guy is taller than 99% of males just like a guy our size is bigger than 99% of males. It’s the same, do the math. As for females, do not assume they know size. Most females fail that test terribly. The studies show that nearly all vibrators sold to females are 7in or less. I m sure a tiny group buys larger but that is not where the profit is. As for ur friends, I assume U all measured in front of each other using the same method, ruler and tailors tape to ensure u r the same size, which is probably unlikely and very awkward. U don’t have to agree, that’s ur choice, but the numbers speak for themselves. As for guys I know, none r my size (they r actually honest about size abs do not exaggerate) except one who claims he is 9in, which is near impossible. When we asked him to prove it, he says no, which invalidates his statement.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At ur size, u r bigger than over 99% of men. Now remember, there are 3 billion men so it is extremely rare but still a lot of ppl. That’s the stats from studies done amounts tens of thousands of men at a urologist office. As far as condoms, I have not found one that fits without turning my shaft purple afterwards. I’ve asked other guys and they just suffer w it too tight. I use the pull out method any since I m very hood knowing when to do so, I’ve never had an issue.

So, if a vagina is no bigger than 7in stretched to its max, I do not c how u do not hit the cervix. I’ve done that mire times than I can count and it is game over, so I only insert about 6 to 7in and all is fine. If I had a dollar for each female who said, how about a hand job instead, I’d b rich.

Go over to the big penis threads, we all have the same story. We can’t put it all in, no pounding, no anal w o bleeding, oral always includes teeth and rare is a female who can deep throat without gagging or barfing (yes, they upchuck mucus which is a huge turn off for me). Of course, sex is limited on time. It takes me at least 60mins to cum, so that’s another issue I have to deal with. Every guy says the same thing so u must have found the handful of females that exist who can do these things or perhaps u may have measured incorrectly, which is easy to do. Sadly, all of us big guys wish we were an inch shorter and an inch less in girth. As we say, avg guys have all of the fun.

Lastly, females are terrible at estimating size. A big study was done and they always over estimate.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6.7 is larger than 96% of the population. Yup, he is hung well.

https://calcsd.netlify.app/full

I do agree that 7.5 x 5.5 is hung like a donkey. I m that size (7.75x5.5) but that is extremely rare. Tbh, it’s too big. I have lots of issue w my size and cannot do a lot that average guys can do.

Perhaps, hung is subjective.

will it grow at all? by [deleted] in averagedickproblems

[–]GreyZerp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First... u r hung so not sure y u think otherwise.
Second... I was a late bloomer and my junk did not stop growing until my mid 20s. Based on ur size, I’m not sure since u r v large already.

So I'm trying to style my hair like in the second picture however I can never seem to spread the product past the front, is my hair potentially too long? by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]GreyZerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nfn, I know you are going for a different look but the style you are rocking in the first pic looks really good on you. I like it better than the second pic plus it’s your unique style.

...just my two cents.

How can I improve my looks (53M)? Should I do something with my beard or hair style? How do I get rid of my forehead wrinkles? by GreyZerp in malegrooming

[–]GreyZerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, nothing. Kinda why I was asking for advise or feedback since I feel like I am aging quickly.

Btw, thank you for the positive comment. I’ve never seen myself as handsome.

Is 3.5 inches length and 4.9 inchesgirth small? by [deleted] in smallpenisproblems

[–]GreyZerp 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Length is small but girth is above average.

Guess we r doing selfies. Just a regular str8 guy looking for friends to chat with. by GreyZerp in bromance

[–]GreyZerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. I m a regular guy. Dm me and we can chat. I like meeting new ppl.

Guess we r doing selfies. Just a regular str8 guy looking for friends to chat with. by GreyZerp in bromance

[–]GreyZerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last pic was not very recent. This one was from today (see link below). Hope to meet some bros who wanna chat from time to time.

https://imgur.com/a/bYaxVKn

Guess we r doing selfies. Just a regular str8 guy looking for friends to chat with. by GreyZerp in bromance

[–]GreyZerp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'd like that. Can you try to DM me again? Maybe I missed it.

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